Last week, we promised that we would bring you a list of Olympia Hostel, Kikoni f*ck boys, guess what? We got you right back and the list is here. These are guys don’t have the word ‘settle’ in their vocabulary. Today he’s with Shiela, tomorrow, Kisha, the next day Tiffa….these guys right here define playas in whorelympia.
1). Micheal
Interesting dude, with awesome Instagram pics and sensual slang that would send any lady to her knees. Always smartly dressed and with a scent that makes the ladies follow him all the way from Nana to Olympia. He seems to put girls in some sort of spell- this dude is a top legume sniper.
2). Isaac
The gym at Olympia hostel is that one place that one goes to for the sake of the ladies rather than for the sake of fitness. This fella frequents that place where muscle is manufactured. Anyways, who wouldn’t want a guy with some mass and abs?
For protection’s sake, the ladies flock him like sheep flock a shepherd, only, his intention isn’t ( and has never been) protection.
3). Shawn
He seems like a typical uptown boy with several foreign characters. He will even use Swarm to check into a location where he isn’t just to make up for a lie he told a certain girl so that he can bang one in his room. He likes showing the chaw trophies on snapchat and he insists on using self destructing chats and hanging out in random uptown locations where his classmates won’t identify him. He also loves using his radio-deep voice to lure girls into his filthy sheets.
4). Jonah
Remember the guy that was swallowed by a big fish??? Well, this one is an exception, he is the one that swallows the fish, a new lady on his arm every day and the ladies know him allover, he is a celebrity in this category, Jonah, Jonah, May you get swallowed by the fish someday.
5). Peter
Peter was a Galilean fisherman who lived on the shores of the Sea of Galilee, Like his father and brother Andrew, Peter was a fisherman by trade. This Peter is no exception, he is a fisher of women, he is an adonis with a Tyson body, and a fishy accent that somehow just lands him the ladies.
6). Daniel
I think most f*ck boys just make it a point to go to the gym, Daniel does this erry day. The gym is his free pass to bedding the girls all around Kikoni. It’s no surprise that he has made it to this list, also he is a lover of the rolex, he eats them, he doesn’t wear them.
7). Conrad.
The guy that loves the bar, the beer bottle, the liquor bottle and yes, the ladies. His unique jargon and well kempt afro gives him a sense of responsibility and it doesn’t end there, it helps get him laid on a daily.
8). John
The girls are always looking for John, and he is always in his room having a session. He is the kind of guy with a slight accent and we bet he is always changing his sheets as he changes the leg benders. John is the type that’ll convince a chic to believe the girl that slept at his the previous night is his ‘cousin’….and somewhat, girls still believe him…He’s a lie himself.
9). Derrick
There is just a way skinny fellas have a way with the ladies. These guys are just not wordsmiths but they have the art of the vibe, somehow they just know the art, such is Derrick.
10). Julius
The rich boy, cool kid copycat, always borrowing a car or a shoelace just to please those that can easily get pleased, the ladies. Julius is not the always-going-to-gym type, but his charm just does the magic and voila, there is a lady saying hello and next minute she is in his room.
That’s the list, mates… notably, all these guys are cute…like really cute.
Most of them make their friends sleep in foreign atmospheres as most of them sleep in double rooms. The lightning that will strike these guys is still charging its batteries.
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