Everyone has been complaining of the abnormal heat of late, and thanks to it, so many have turned to christ for fear of Hell fire said to be the hottest there is.
These high temperatures have made us adopt new lifestyles and we have started to make sense of the wisdom from those that have often advised us to sleep naked. We are sorry mates, we have been missing a lot indeed.
Even the girls in school can now show some cleavage without being yelled at to button up their shirts. Parliament should actually initiate a discussion on formulation of a ‘no bra’ policy in schools to save our female siblings from this heat.
Weather experts have weighed in on the heat and mitigation measures have been recommended. Carrying a water body is not fashion anymore and we can as well spare our sisters that dress skimpily.
However, I am worried for the advice has left those in love with no clear direction on how to keep their relationships healthy in this weather for one.
I had not taken the impact of this heat on relationships that serious till my majesty said I was too hot when I tried touching her during the weekend in an attempt to cuddle. I am a ‘cold blooded’ mammal and I was shocked that for once someone said I was hot.
This experience got me thinking of those couples at campus that make love as though they are in a competition to empty the condom box.
The main ‘staying’ factor for many campus going students is shaking the sheets. I know this for I have acted as love doctor to some. Sometime back, while I was still at the peak of my love doctoring, a student told me he was quitting the relationship because his spouse wasn’t fancing the ‘touching’.
Many get concerned when the attitude of their spouses changes. Those that are not strong willed will quit the relationship at the second or third denial.
In this heat where cuddling may be an inconvenience, many are likely to be denied the chance to touch. For most campus relationships where sex stands as the first mutual benefit, the heat will melt them away.
