Why UCU Graduate’s Wedding to Phaneroo Apostle was Top Secret

With a flock that is always flaunting their apostle as well his various works and following his daily activities like bees, how is it possible that the events, from kukyala in January to kwanjula and wedding last week were not whispered and spread anywhere among the sheep?

We gathered some of the reasons and maybe here is why.

Mama Aspirants

The wedding was kept a secret to keep the other mama aspirants at bay. It has been known for some of the female church members to go bonkers when the pastor chooses one that is not them for a wife. If you need proof, have a chat with the Kayanjas and kiganda.

We have probably heard of the saying, ‘Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned’. So maybe the dear Phaneroo Papa did not want his female sheep hurt, lest he faces the fury.

Big Fish

Security was also an important factor that was considered for the event, not with all the ‘big fish’ attending. Fellow millionaires were to be in attendance and he had to assure them of privacy and safety.

Privacy

Despite the Apostle’s being a well known public figure with an equally big following in person as on social media, he loves to lead a private life. Not to have all his linen, clean or dirty, hang in public.