Angella Kizito
Thin leggings: Just so you know, leggings will never be a cheap substitution for trousers. You know when leggings are okay? When you wear them with dress tops and you walk with class. You know when they are not okay? When you put on short tops, you know other people can see your panties right? So invest in a legit pair of leggings instead of those second hand warn out clothes. And yes, we can tell the difference.
Sneakers: Contrary to popular belief, there is a difference between sneakers for sports, working, and every day wear. SNEAKERS ARE NOT ALL PURPOSE SHOES. Plus they can be washed. We don’t care if your hostel was built in between a pile of mud or in a dust pile. We know you can be a little creative and try walking to campus wearing clean shoes. We know you campusers are very creative btw.
Stupid meaningless slogans: Wearing clothes with slogans that make you look like a douche bag. Some of you should start reading the words on your t-shirts because there is nothing worse than walking around with slogans that make you look like an idiot with a lame fashion sense. Dude, get yourself a dictionary if you missed all your grammar classes!!
And no!! Class is not a beauty pageant. Either your brain is clogged with so much make up and you most probably can’t think beyond your fifteenth layer of lip stick or you’re just a clown. Class will never be a kid’s party so go be a clown somewhere else. Kids will love you because you look like a toy and it’s for that same reason sugar daddies find you approachable.
STOP WEARING SHOWER SANDLES: Some of you don’t even know you are wearing them but that is why Google was born. Those are lazy shoes, they are sluggish and they make you look unserious. Yours are most probably ugly and dirty so throw them away.
Trousers that highlight your V-region! Babe, it’s gross and you’re naked. See your life!! And yes, those who need the optical nutrition will do exactly what you are suggesting….BTW you won’t get the extra marks unless of course you are actually doing what you are suggesting.
What you wear builds an image with which your lecturers and peers will use to judge you. It’s very disturbing and awkward for someone to make a class presentation in their pyjamas or un-ironed clothes with hair flying in all directions. Not cool. Your wardrobe mishap can make you lose a job opportunity or an internship offer. Ever seen an unemployed person wearing random clothes? If no, try buying a mirror.
