Forget about those campus girls that have you thinking where to get money to host them from, these girls are the real deal. They’ll order a bottle of water instead of Amarula…They’ll brave the cold with you on a boda instead of demanding for a cab….They are cheap to maintain and easy to please. Here are the top five universities in Kampala with the cheapest girls.
Kyambogo University
It is very easy and cheap to maintain a girl from Kyambogo. See, these girls are comfortably with the roadside chicken and chips so they’ll will not complain when u buy her some of that. When you have a ka 20k take her to Chicken Tonight, Kireka and she’ll surrender her bean for you for God knows how long. She won’t even ask for transport back to her hostel, she’ll request you to walk her back. These Kyambogo girls get elated at just the aroma that surrounds Chicken Tonight. Trust me, dating a Kyambogo girl will yield a lot of returns on meager investments.
Muteesa I Royal University
You know emwaanyi (those roasted coffee seeds)? Muteesa I Royal university girls crave them bigtime….the beauty is that they cost just shs500. Forget this hullabaloo of MUBS girls of I hear u have to come knocking with your elbows to visit me (as your hands are filled with pizza boxes, cereal, KFC bucket of chicken and all those exotic fancy eats). These girls don’t mind if you visit them with a black kaveera full of popcorn or nothing at all, they’ll still be very (truthfully) happy to see you. And when it comes to dates, never mind, take her for those local shows like Ekiggunda Kyomwaaka, Eagles Production Live at Obligato and the like…..trust me, you won’t spend a leg and an arm.
Kampala International University
Y’all might be shocked why KIU is on the list. Relax, I’ll tell you why….Owing to the fact that most of the chics at this Kansanga based campus are mainly from Burundi, Kenya, Tanzania and Sudan, they are loaded, they have the cash. And btw, most of them crave sex since they rarely get lucky on campus, well because most chaps don’t click either French or Swahili. Once you start clicking with these chics, trust me, your only investment will be transport of 2bob that’ll take u to her single room in Kansanga every weekend to hit it!
Islamic University in Uganda
These hajjatis, who are also dwellers of Kibuli hill don’t really need high maintenance. First, they don’t drink alcohol, they are loyal and heck! Muslims have money. Finding a broke Muslim is as hard as identifying the cheeks of a hen. IUIU girls are that type that you take out and start begging her to order something to drink. She’ll take ages pondering on what to drink before opting for a bottle of mineral water [how I wish MUBS girls were like this].
St Lawrence University
Hailing from the hill of Rubaga, Mukiibi’s daughters are not as desperate as you may think. Most of them are miss independents and surprisingly, down to earth. These are the “Come To Me As You are and I shall Accept You” kinda chics. Their love doesn’t come with strings attached. It’s not expensive, not a single bit. These girls can invite you to go visit them and after hitting it, they even give you transport back to your place. They’re not good.
The high maintenance chics, we are coming for you!
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