By Agatha Muhaise
Twitter: @Agie256
Feburary is in the cup and the question on everyone’s lips is valentines. That season when chocolates are bought out of stock, hearts broken and dreams stamped on-what a glorious time. While I still insist the whole holiday is misunderstood, lovers get that one day to show how much they love each other with no excuses. But not all guys are worth your time this valentines, lets look at the type of guys you should dump this season.
The badboy
I hear all girls are attracted to the bad kind of guy. The ones who pretend to be fearless and make it their personal pledge to break rules. Tap me if am being slow here but I do not see anything great about this guy. They do not give emotional attention, they are dangerous and pretentious (for all we know he will say he does not celebrate valentines because it is for sissies). These guys are adventurers and will leave as soon as they get bored on to the next challenge. Wake up and smell the coffee dear, you are make way too many excuses for this douche. Save yourself the stress and dump him.
The Daddy
Relax! Am not reffering to your sugar daddies, that will be a topic for another day. Today we are talking about the guy that treats you like his daughter. Tells you what to do and what not to do, who to hangout with, where and what time to get home. If you think he is teaching you how to be submissive, you are doing it all wrong. You are not married and he does not respect you. In short, you are dating a control freak without a beard. You can do better than that this valentines.
The pushover
Much as you do not need a dwanzy controlling you, you do not need an ass-kisser either. ‘Anything for you dear’, ‘Whatever you say dear’. What happened to the good old type of guy with a backbone that knows where they draw a line and listen to you (you can not blame me for holding out some hope). Point is this ass kisser is no good for you, just get reed of him. Ooooh! Alternatively you could keep him around till the big day and get what you want then dump him later-at owners risk.
The seducer
This is what I like calling the classic player. I have met this type, I have a friend who has the wits to throw you vibes with the girlfriend standing next to him. The seducer knows exactly what every girl wants and knows how to craft it into words. I am inclined to think he was a girl in another life. He will turn your legs into jelly with his words but when he gets what he wants, Kiprotich is not an illustration enough for how fast he will leave.
The dreamer
Sarah Ban once said, the world needs dreamers and the world needs doers, but above all the world needs dreamers that do. Now who needs a man who dreams heaven on earth and right after that asks for 2k for a boda boda back to hostel. Its ok to dream, but there are some that are heading no where with their dreams. This guy will promise you the moon but you will wait for it untill hell freezes over. Why keep a dog and then bark yourself, give this guy some piece of reality. Throw him to the cab.
Glued fingers
On this type, english does not do me any justice, i mean a ‘mukono gamu’. In other words that guy who never releases his money. You know that guy who wants to escort you to the counter, wants to see the reciept and always preaches against wastage likeit is the apocalypse its self. Donot be shocked if he takes you to that kibati resturant for valentines. Yeah yeah!! You are saving for the future-c’mon there is a difference between a miser and a responsible person. And this one is a world class miser, you can do better.
Lets make hay while the sun still shines ladies. Get what you deserve nothing less, preferably something more. You are better off alone this valentines than with these jokes of men.
