The Mitchellex bazaar is right around the corner as freshers will start jetting into their respective halls and hostels of residence on Saturday 6th August which is the day when the Mitchellex bazaar starts.
Many will argue that the bazaar is a total bore but these are the few rotten tomatoes that bore the bazaar. They will say that the bazaar is totally eccentric, but we all know that the bazaar just get’s ones adrenaline rushing slightly excessively. Bazaar only lasts two weeks and trust me this is the only time to strike at unsuspecting freshers, I repeat… this is the only time to hit at unsuspecting freshers;
Get off your phone and get to know a real person
Technology has totally spoilt the real vibe, the touch of reality and physicality all of a sudden everyone is on their phones talking to someone miles away when there are people around you whose name you don’t know. Want to hook that hot fresher? get off your phone and introduce yourself, knowing each other is the first step to getting her. These are loyal kids, they won’t start a conversation with any stranger.
Buy her a beer or a pair of skewers
Most of these girls come from prison homes, the curfew there has like 7 passwords hence can only be cracked by university and, they are only freshers hence they are totally vulnerable. Many girls attach gifts with care hence the first step to getting noticed is being her man for the night buy her a beer and a pair of skewers.
Show her around
These freshers are naive to the extent that the only places they know are main gate, Senate building, and Main building. So grab her hand and offer to show her around and make sure the last place you show her is your room, she might want to come by for lunch tomorrow.
Get her number
It doesn’t necessarily have to be her WhatsApp number, just get her digits and ding her before she even forgets your name. Forget the bro code that implores you to only call or text after 96 hours from time of meeting. Call her to wish her a goodnight and if possible book her for the next day of the bazaar that’s how business is done, son.
Do the same to her friends
There is no pretty girl who walks around alone, she will have a group or a class of like friends. You can bag all the mangoes but only by starting with the latter step- get their numbers. Bazaar is a good place to start if you are looking for fresh blood, needless to say, stuff at the bazaar is quite cheap hence you wont be spending too much.
If you had plans of dodging or not attending the Mitchellex bazaar, I think it’s high time you changed your mind. There is a lot to be gained from the bazaar, and I am not talking women here, I am talking about meeting new people, the people on Facebook and twitter are not your real friends. Remember that
