Asiimwe Mugumya
Twitter: @muuya33
Every 12th of August is just one of those so many days every youth on the globe is supposed to celebrate. I mean, its our day, which is not to say that the rest of the days in the year aren’t ours too, but its for us to remind the rest of you non youths of our enormous capabilities.
With that said, and after i’ve munched enough green leaves (just so you can understand me, i’m not talking about tea leaves), i get down to the day’s business. I know these old fellows have already figured out a theme and motion of the day (as usual) but i wont mind them. Let all the non-youths sit back and listen for once. I’ll begin with a proposal for a future plan.
To culticate a happier, healthier generation, lets support all weed growers and breweries. This idea is actually not as crazy as it sounds because more booz and more weed is all we need. These two substances make an average campuser think faster than usual. In just a years time, Ugandan universities will top all the others in university rankings.People will be a lot happier, more innovative and thus faster development.
Secondly, for anyone to make a step into development, they have to make a step out of backwardness. This is the point where i get to appeal to all my dear youthful readers to be helpful to our fellow brothers (and a few sisters) who need a hand in overcoming backwardness. The next time you see someone balancing their pants, just tell them nicely, with a friendly tone: …friendly tone: “homie, that is so backward.” God will reward you for this. If that can be done, then we can call it a day. Otherwise, the hive wishes all our esteemed readers a happy international youth day.
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