Ever since I was young I had the tactics of making beautiful girls hanker for my 12 inch machete.
On a beautiful evening while sleeping at my rented muzingo in the swampy slams of Banda, my sharp machete decided to fly unnecessarily so I decided to look for a perfect landing site.
Since I have been having all these wonderful stories about UCU babes, I decided that the best landing site for my flying machete would be in one of Mukono’s hideouts.
Although I was looking for a landing site, I prayed to God that I should not collide with Anastecia because what she did in the recently leaked UCU sex tape was beyond my affordability.
In the leaked video, she was wiggling her body and hissing like an angry cobra that is chasing prey.
Leaving Anastecia alone, the downstairs rioting between the machete and the pants forced me to get a Boda B that rushed me to of Mukono’s hideout known as Hive.
Upon reaching there, I was welcomed by elegant, beautiful sexy and gorgeous babes. My eyes got satisfied by looking at their figure 8 bodies.
I quickly dashed to the counter and ordered for a wet Guinness. As I slowly downed the Guinness bottles, my eyes kept on eyeing at a bunch of sexy girls that were drinking from the nearby table.
Little did I know that Guinness was intensifying the situation between the Machete and pants!!
The machete was desperate to have a landing site so I had to act faster.
As I was still eying these gorgeous babes, my eye lens happened to put on focal point this gorgeous, lovely, beautiful, charming, angelic, marvelous, stunning, and magnificent Nyaru babe.
After this babe getting on the focal point of my eyes, my heart skipped abit and I was taken to another world where all the senses were lost and by the time i regained my senses, she was already at the counter.
I gathered my words and courage together and I greeted her. She smiled as she replied my greeting.
It’s really not that hard to make a lady feel on top of the world with a couple of simple words. The trick I used was to personalize my compliments by picking out key features which made this particular woman stand out from all the rest, like her twinkling eyes, her show-stopping smile, or her plump, kissable lips!
After all the compliments, we started to jazz as we sipped our beers.
In order to make her fall for me, I deceived that am a son to one of the tycoons in Mukono and that we own over six buildings in town.
She quickly ordered for shots of Gold label knowing that my wallet is heavy. Since I wanted to land, I had to dig deep in my pocket to foot the bill.
My machete became impatient. It was attacking me from all angles so I told her to escort me to the loose. She looked directly into my eyes, she told me to go first and that she follows me.
I went and stood at the corridors of the loos and impatiently waited for her to arrive. In a blink of a second, she came and I followed her to the girls section.
I told her on how I like to feel her warm thighs but she deliberately said no as she pulled my hands closer to her body.
It’s like she had electricity in her body because my body was electrified the moment I touched hers. It was so warm, smooth and fleshy.
Truth be told, I don’t know how my hands got in between her juicy thighs. I first made a fingers copy of her oil well as I feasted on her lips passionately.
She started to hiss like an angry snake as I gained momentum.
I quickly condomised my whooper and in a few seconds I was seriously drilling her oil wells.
After three minutes of nonstop screwing, it was time to apply the best sex trick that can trigger a woman’s orgasm in five minutes called Kunyaza.
I did her Kunyaza in all directions and she praised me like how the savedies praise Pastor Kayanja. The praises made me bonk her until she lost her senses and I left her in the loose as I quickly left the vicinity.
Like they say that UCU babes are sex goddesses, I experienced the oil drilling of my lifetime. Let me hope there were no cameras in the loose otherwise you might see another sex tape headlined by yours truly, Kyehuba.
