Paapa was here. He brought holiness upon these lands. Photos of the pope were all over the Internet. Well apparently that’s the closest the pope came to entering the gates of Uganda Christian University. Forget the fact that UCU is deeply rooted in the Anglican faith, papa is very liberal. Crazy drone weighs five reasons why the pope didn’t risk going to UCU.
Nastiness
Now this isn’t disputed, UCU fellows are nasty. The nastiness in the Christian university scares even the senior residents of Kalangala island. The intensity of the UCU nastiness that struck internet from last year was yivenii felt in the Vatican. Yet, apparently mbu it was tip of the iceberg. Officials from the Vatican required heavy fire brigade canon vehicles filled with holy water to cleanse the university but the holy water wasn’t enough. It’s that bad at UCU.
Gold diggers
The female specie from UCU are only second to MUBS with regard to the art of gold digging. The excuses girls from UCU would give to mine a few coins from any male discouraged paapa. He was worried his Swiss guards would be cajoled into donating their rosaries which the girls would promptly convert into Casablanca entrance dues.
Gatherers
The rate at which property is gathered and kept at UCU would give you ulcers. My cousin sister once went to UCU to visit a friend, her wallet was gathered from her bag yet her bag zip wasn’t open. A lecturer once had his car tyres gathered. His headlights weren’t spared either. Imagine the national embarrassment if Paapa’s car tyres were gathered. A wise man doesn’t take such risks. Those chaps will gather anything phone, rosary, hankie.
Serial punters/ gamblers
A punter is one who engages in the devil’s game of chances. The number of betting houses thriving around UCU are living testimony to the rate at which UCU chaps bet. Their catch phrase is; ‘in town, arguments are resolved by betting, in villages they’re resolved by punches.’ They were willing to bet on the first words paapa would say, they even betted on whether he’d visit Muk or UCU. Any sober religious leader would steer clear of such places. UCU fellows will gamble on anything including the number of pieces of nastiness that will leak every semester.
‘Devil’s urine’
The beer deposits littered allover UCU boundaries aren’t mere ornaments of art. Those Christians drink and party. Paapa was told he’d find listeners with willing spirits but weak flesh. Holy Paapa risked finding students labouring under the weight of hangovers. Hangovers from relentless engagement with the ‘devil’s urine’. Now crazy drone recommends UCU fellas allow the holiness of the pope change them. Now honestly Papa wants UCU TO Repent! Repent UCU especially the gatherers!
Yours Crazy drone!
