The rate at which Tamale Mirundi spews ridiculous phrases has prompted me to believe the ex. Presidential press secretary was born in the period of chaotic political campaigns. He apparently said, “100 rabbits can’t produce more milk than one Friesian Cow.”
Well I think Tamale hasn’t come face to face with West Nile Rabbits, the rate at which West Nile rabbits reproduce and therefore produce milk is shocking, wait… why would a nearly sane man like Tamale milk rabbits, I believe this is a manifestation of inherent greed. Why subject tiny rabbit tits to rough hands. It’s very unfair and quite crude. Let’s assume this one cow is a Karamong cow, now K’jong cows hardly ever eat. They are by default hustlers, they drink less and the milk they produce is only for their calves first hours on earth. These cows have mastered the art of withholding milk from man; they’re like those MUBS girls who’ve mastered the art of withholding ‘bintu’ from their friendzone victims.
In other news, Kyambogo boys and girls were fed on hot air by the Go Foward team; they trekked from Nakivubo to Banda after being hoodwinked on the promise of facilitation. I wouldn’t advise anyone who loves their life to mess around with Kyambogo chaps. I mean anyone that can withstand 6kg slaps from a team coach without batting an eye is capable of murder.
The nomination week is done, a certain woman got nominated as a presidential aspirant. She was denied a vehicle, she opted for boda bodas. She also said she’d rather use a car than security detail. How visionary! Thugs, rascals, rogues, brutes, thieves, robbers or any people of the dishonest kind will waylay poor woman in Kaberamaido and ask her, ‘Your car or your life?’ and she’ll say “Take the car take, spare my life.” A presidential aspirant should have vision not basic vision for cars.
While, you’re whining about the 6 course units you’re doing are you aware that at IUIU, a fresher doing education is braving on with a load of 14 course units including Arabic. Now if this isn’t the height of ambition then it is sheer education madness. There’s no way I’m doing 14 course units in first year unless the course entails, a bachelors degree, Masters and PHD. However from what the drone gathers, some of the course units are just two paged course units…Kyambogo might actually have a school to beat.
Former Vice Chancellor of Makerere University apparently, is the prince of social media. However at his nomination, Vanansius Baraymureeba was seen in the company of a mighty crowd in line with the English proverbs; ‘two is a pair, 3 is a crowd’ and ‘behind every successful man is a mighty woman.’
Apparently one of his fans defended VB’s three man crowd by saying,
“I’d rather have three honest men that have pickpockets who’ve come to work at your campaign masquerading as voters…”
The el Nino rains are wrecking relentless havoc upon residents of Banda, Kikoni, Kisasi, and Kikumi kikumi. Banda girls in particular insist on the man with a car policy. They apparently give their numbers to men with cars only. They insist they’d rather get stuck in jam than under some cheap umbrella.
