Recently, a friend of mine asked his Kyambogo female friends to find him at Mr. Tasty, Shoprite, before clock tower. These girls did not know where Shoprite is located and neither did they know where Clock Tower is.
Okay we all know Kyambogo is the second biggest public university in Uganda….but I think it is the biggest university with the lousiest babes. Below are the reasons I will never date a girl from the Banda based dusty campus!
Weak Fashion Sense
These girls are not good when it comes to fashion. Just like their guys, they are careless about what they bump on. They just dress fwaaa! Now imagine going on a date with a Kyambogo babe- you risk becoming a laughing stock. A typical Kyu babe will match a yellow dress with blue shoes not forgetting their red wigs.
Villagers
Kyambogo girls are naturally ‘villegic’….ohh btw most of them did their primary and high school level in their respective villages and came straight to Kampala- Banda for ‘further studies’. You’ll take a Kyambogo chic out but she may order for popcorn and mineral water….ohh Lawd! Yes, it is that bad…obviously you don’t expect me to date such a chic.
They don’t know that ‘thing’ called WhatsApp
Just like Fr. Lokodo, most Kyambogo babes don’t know that ‘thing’ called WhatsApp. They are only familiar to Airtel’s Paka SMS with their iTel and Dorado China phones. In fact, most of them are often seen moving around campus with music blaring from their china phones.
Risk of getting bites from a kiss
I don’t want to risk getting my lips all swollen after swapping saliva with a Kyambogo babe. In my research, 70% of the dudes who have kissed a Kyambogo babe have had their lips bitten and sucked. These girls’ version of nibbling lips is biting.
Bookworms
Well, these girls take life too serious. They don’t entertain the ‘nonsense’ of partying and holding drink ups. That’s why it is very rare for you to hear of a drink up at Banda….these girls will not accord you the time of hanging out. The only time you’ll link up with her is when you’re going to do your manly duties.
Yes, there you go, Kyu girls have tough love!
