With all the nagging and disappointments in driving along the couples ville lane, living in the city of singledom seems to be a better option for some campusers. Being single has definitely got its highs and lows however; some campusers say driving solo is sometimes way far better than dating. Like seriously you set your own rules, flow at your rhythm, wear lipstick all day knowing you won’t ruin any one’s shirt and get to do what you want when you feel like. Despite all this “massappe”, there are thoughts that keep on haunting these folks and today we are breaking them down.
- “Could it be that I already met the right guy but told him to buzz off?” y’ all girls know how sweet you feel when this guy hits your DM trying to propose a date. “You are not my kind, or you are too fat, or you are just not the right guy.” Such words can really mean to haunt you that moment when you are lonely.
- “Guys I find attractive are famous, taken, don’t know I exist or imaginary” Call it fantasy or what; most girls watch movies because there is this one hot guy that just drives them insane. Be among our Ugandan Television personalities I bet the hottest guys have the biggest views. If you think am lying revisit Denzel’s award speeches, save for the coming Cuban doctors. For one reason or another, the guys with whom you attend parties or even workmates are a total turn off.
- It’s like boys are Rolex and you are Bettinah Tianah; you really know boys exist, but are not so much into them. You think about how much your bestie tells you relating is so fun but you go like babe its fake. Then the one time you try out a date it just doesn’t work. And just like Tianah you will keep on thinking whether it was the rolex stall or all rolexes are not tasty.
- “Food is bae.” From thinking about this all day, for one reason single girls have got this running on their status 24/7. Psychologically, this surely works out for them as a consoling factor. Like every time one feels lonely chips and ketchup all over a sudden seem to be the best companion.
- “Everyone is getting a boyfriend. And you know what am growing fatter” forget about that stereotype that being fat is a mess. For the single campusers, the biggest solution to every problem is cuddling with food consequences of that being overweight. It may sound sarcastic but when you surely ask for their relationship status, they will gladly say, “eating.”
- “I really really really love my boyfie, shoes.” Campus is all about finding fantasies and discovering passion. To most single ladies, satisfaction is when they have all the materialistic things they have dreamed about. With the latest labels in their closet, annoying boyfriends are just an imagination.
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