Love is certainly in the air this week_ for obvious reasons. Valentine’s day may have come on a tricky day this year and seeing that Sunday is more of an indoors day than an outing day. However this glitch won’t put a stop to the romantic gestures, if the ladies can help it. It’s the one day in the entire year were ladies expect to be pampered no questions asked.
At campus, guys always claim to be too macho to care for the holiday, whereas the very girls they have been whispering to sweet nothings all year are just helplessly holding on to hope that their men planned out something special. This is a tale of two people in the same relationship but different realities about the romantic holiday.
As soon as February strikes, this girl has highlighted, shaded, toned, darted; the number 14 in February on her calendar. She does her nails, does her hair, buys a banging outfit – generally anything to make her look like a princess on that day. She rubs her perfect relationship in her single girlfriend’s faces, lying about the romantic spa day and crazy expensive dinner her hubby has planned. She’s all of a sudden a love doctor; sending out love messages to her man like they just met. Practices her surprised face for when he brings her flowers or takes her for a fancy dinner. (Her fingers crossed for Piato restaurant or Serena) The actual day finally comes and she’s left with imagining and hallucinating what her boyfriend has planned. Leaving out the premonitions of him referring to the Campus Bee; Idiot’s guide to Valentine’s day. All this hustle yet a simple ‘I want this and what to go here’ would have helped. Men don’t care much for romantic gestures. Or at least they pretend not to.
Video games, checking badgal riri’s Instagram page, at Gal’s sports betting collecting his dues, waiting on WWE’s WrestleMania. Basically this guy going on with his life, oblivious to the14th February being a holiday he has to personally plan out. He hangs around his boys and still no talk about the day so he doesn’t know. When it’s around 12th, his babe texts hinting she can’t wait for the 14th to reach.
Only then does it hit him that it’s the big V day. The whining begins. He doesn’t get the whole fuss about the day and why he has to spend money he would have spent for a month on one day. He keeps wondering why the girls don’t plan out the romantic day and pay the bill for a change. He starts to wonder if the girl will be on her period, because God forbid he spends that much money to just hug himself at the end of it all. The actual day comes and all he could come up with is Fido Dido for the dinner part because it’s a step up from Mama Ken. Eclairs for candy, and plastic flowers sprayed with his spray.
Valentine’s day is typically a holiday for the ladies, but a nightmare for the guys. So girls don’t be dreaming of the impossible nga you know your either the side dish or your hubby has never as so much bought you gorrilos.
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