Well this might be old news but no one loves the feeling (pride) thing like Nasta, she floats above it like a feather of sorts, and yes, she embellishes it with arrogance but we stung our way through her egotism and guess what we exhumed. …a wonderful long talk with her. Campusbees, sting in and enjoy the nectar the petals of her exhume have to offer…
Nasta how are you doing?
Am doing fine, may I please know who I am talking to. (Frantically querying already eeh)
I am a Freelance writer with Campusbee ?
Ooooh, you foolish geezers, what exactly is it that you want from me after spending a whole week talking bull shit about me. Don’t you have stuff to do?….what are you going to write this time huh? That I slept with your mothers?
Eeh , we Just want a few minutes to talk to you about the sextape ?
Nooo, I am done talking about it and besides, you saw everything, everyone has the video so what else do you want to know.
I just want to clear your name and see if I can at least be of help to you, we got King Benita’s side could we please get yours?
(Laughs)… help meee? How are you going to help me you bum, aarg! stop wasting my time already. (wondering why she just can’t hang up)
I listened to your phone interview with a Ugandan Journalist called Peng Peng Peng…
Yeah, that asshole, he called me and masqueraded as the manager of Radio & Weasal and he wanted to use me in his video. He was so lame in his jazz that’s why I easily found out he was lying, And that’s when he told me he was a journalist called peng peng,
Do you think he had something to do with its distribution?
What, my trade. I am not a porn star.
Hmmm…okay the sextape?
Dude excuse me, haven’t I said enough already, why don’t you get a life.
Please help us help you, we feel sorry you are going through such trauma.
If he says he is not based in Uganda why then does he say he was the one behind the sextape leak. Anyways journalists are like that, they want to make false news just so they can sell copies, they lack professionalism and now am used, I know how to handle you guys.
Good for you, In the Kampala sun, it was said that you shoot sextapes for 5M each and you have a lot of secret sextapes though the recent one was not well guarded?
What do you expect from them? Like I told you, Ugandan Journalists are after Money, they just want to sell many copies so they craft stories. They also said I slept with teachers in my secondary schools. They said I went to Namirembe hillside which I didn’t even attend school at. About the 5M, I have no idea about that.
Why did you accept to be filmed while having sex?
(Long silence)…. we were having fun duh!
What was the reaction from your parents and friends?
My Dad is a respected person so he didn’t like whatever I did and trust me; we are not and might never be in good terms with again. I just hope he finds It in his heart to understand and forgive me. My real friends are still with me though and yes, I have lost many. I think they weren’t real friends… those bitches.
Kati, what next because I don’t see people dropping the sextape issue any time soon ?
See, there is always something trendy in town. Before me, there was the Komuntale story and when I came into the picture, that chapter was closed. This will soon be history but you Campusbee a*ssholes are making a big deal out of it. (B*tch has guts, did she just say ‘not a big deal??’)
I can’t even concentrate on my studies but am sure with God, I will be fine.
Kale Nasta thanks for your time, you are not as arrogant as we thought you were, we will try to help you.
You are welcome, I hope you are not going to exaggerate and say things I didn’t say. and one last one word, Campusbee, leave us alone!!!!