Elbert Kasirye
You will feel more appreciated
Let’s be honest: When you are dating someone who seems too good to be true, you can’t stop feeling like you’re unworthy of her. You’ll do anything for her just because you can’t get anyone better-looking. Well, think about that shoe being on the other foot — if you’re her ultimate, she will treat you like a god. This ties into the next benefit.
The sex will be amazing
Yes, you’ll want to turn off the lights in the bedroom a little quicker than you normally would if you were dating a model. But sexy babes never have to work hard for sex. Guys are always so happy to be with them that they do all the work. An ugly babe has learned all kinds of tricks between the sheets to keep her sex life active. She’ll be up for anything.
Other people will see you as genuine
Just like at campus, people tend to view guys with less attractive mates as honorable. You’ll be considered a guy who sees the inner beauty. Sorry, babes, but this doesn’t work in reverse. If we see you with an ugly guy, we immediately think he’s rich and you’re a gold digger. It’s a double standard, but we didn’t write the rules.
Guys don’t view you as a threat
Guys who move from one beautiful chick to the next are enviable. But you don’t want to be friends with that kind of guy. You don’t invite that guy out to the bar on Saturday night. Why? Because he’ll steal the pretty ladies. Even if you’re already attached to a beautiful lass, you can never really trust her around a friend who scores hot chicks. Trust me.
Jealousy won’t consume you
Guys with babes who always turn heads tend to get jealous. It’s hard not to constantly fear someone is trying to steal her when you know everyone wants her. And at what point does she give in to temptation? A plain-looking babe has less opportunity to cheat – in theory.
She has developed a multitiered personality
Because most people immediately take pretty babes, those girls never have to develop a great personality. Yes, every other Maxim interview will have you believe actresses and models are secretly down-to-earth, beer-swilling, girl-next-door types. In reality, when everyone laughs at your jokes and wants to appease you, why would you work to be cooler?
She’s more likely to have the same interests as you
Gorgeous babes tend to come from families who put a lot of stock in beauty. They grow up learning about shopping, facial products, beauty pageants, hair care, etc. On the other hand, babes who look like one of the guys tend to like guy things, like football, beer, dive bars, and cars.
You can be more relaxed about your appearance
If you’re dating a person who looks like a statue, it’s hard to enjoy that beer, Tipsy burger or day on the couch. Every moment that you let your gut go is a moment she might become uninterested. It makes sense that people want someone as attractive as they are. So you’ll constantly have to work to look perfect.
People will think you know something they don’t
If you appear truly happy with an ugly babe at campus, bar,restaurant, acquaintances will think you’ve unlocked some hidden secret to nirvana. It’s like the person who’s constantly smiling — you can’t help but think they know something you don’t.
Beer goggles are so much more fun
For those who don’t know, drunken sex can be the best. Even if you’re normally sloppy and uncomfortable in bed, alcohol gives you the confidence to think you’re a porn star. The beer goggles also make your partner look like Jessica Alba. But if your babe already looks like Jessica, how much better can she look? You’re just used to being with a hot lady. But when your ugly babe suddenly looks smoking, watch out!
If you’re not sure whether or not you have an ugly babe, check out our next article “Is she Hot?.
