By Lwaasa Lukwago Raymond
UCU the prominent Christian university rather best known for its sublime role in nurturing film directors (everyone remembers “make it nasty”). Recently, the Mukono based varsity held its 15th graduation ceremony realising a quantifiable number of God fearing and self sustaining graduates to the public environment.
We as the Campusbee community say; “Wir gratuliere und die bestenwünsche für die žukunft” (congratulations and best wishes for the future) to all who managed reaching the finish line. Two weeks back it was the Kyambogo girls lashing out at the boys for being hustlers in bed, this week it’s these shy innocent Christian graduates laying open tales of their campus memoirs.
Compared to other campuses, UCU guys are rich niggas, accept or deny it, these guys always have dime to blow. That’s the first statement out of her excited lips when asked about her fellow male graduates. Total pocket money tallying with the general campus environment expense leaves every dude around campus with just enough to satisfy any babe he’s pleased with. For beginners, unlike for hangouts around Kampala that may necessitate a Muk, Mubs, Kyu campuser cashing out 5k for transport to a happening joint, Hive, their prominent hangout joint is just around the corner, so no transport costs are incurred.
Many girls and boys are often seen arm in arm, footing to the bar, waving palms bye to whatever bajaj passing by; these chaps trust their foot wear. At shs2, 500, you have an ice cold senator or eagle dark beer for the night while other brands go for shs3500 and shots at 1k.
The dudes will buy one bottle per every four hour duration, sipping it little by little as if they’re taking a chloroquine syrup and buy time by making erratic movements around the bar while for the so termed as holy girls, a sniff of a Smirnoff is enough to make her call the bottle brand name ‘sminoff’, wanton, and twerk her bony butt to Mumford & Sons’ The Boxer.
The calmness, day humbleness and burning faith in God of Sseyonyi’s children isn’t such a problem. In fact it’s liberal great to have such people in our spiritually disgruntled communities – they continuously line the society.
But what’s fascinating about these kids is there’re being more holy than the Pope. They publicly shy and shun away from anything pertaining to sex. These boys actually fear purchasing a simple pack of condoms from a pharmacy or shopping store. “They use all sorts of confusing words only to ask for a packet of condoms. Some call them robber Johnnies others Jimmie Hatz and nodding sock. Sometimes we are left with our mouths wide open because we do not understand those things,” One shop attendant who prefers to keep anonymity fumed.
Many even reach extents of making the sign of the cross before having sex a graduate shyly narrated.
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