Dude!! Five Ways To Jump Out Of That Friend Zone Blanket

Davis Kawalya

The friend zone is a virtual zone in which many dudes live, I will not compare this zone to hell because I believe hell truly exists as my previous ex is living in one. Many men have tried to elude the friend zone but all in vain, this zone is a home for the slow, the good, the bad, the poor/broke, the rich, the short and the tall, it is a multinational, multicultural and multi­-character zone in which you might be surprised to find people of all stature and nature and character. This is a moving zone and a living hell for many, especially the poor/broke well as the rich try to buy themselves out of this zone, a few fail while others who survive one, end up falling into another friend zone worse than the first. While in this zone, don’t be afraid to make a few friends(#jhussayin).

Here are five ways to elude the friendzone;

5. Negging.

For those who understand what I am talking about, very good. Negging will help you avert the friend zone from first encounter. This is a strategy that was introduced to me by friend and it seems to be working miracles, you can use this technique to hook up any girl and you can use the same strat’ to avert the friend zone. Remember not to over do it, those who don’t know what negging is, consult your dictionary or even google.

4. Stop Playing Hero.

Many a dude of this day want to be the superman or batman of the ladies they like, hey dude, grow a pair, chill, get a glass of wine. If you show this chic that you are her hero, she will simply view you as a friend. She will run to you when heart broken, she will tell you of her Ps , she will even tell you she dreamt about her ex, she will run to you for comfort, because you are a hero friend. You have heard of the phrase “ too much of anything is bad.” If you want more than friendship, it’s time you became rare bruh, she don’t want a hero, she wants a man.

3. Acquire Style.

By this, I don’t mean you should copy this dude of Abryanz boutique, don’t view this as the competition it is but view it as a lifestyle. You don’t have to buy your shoes and clothes from Bata, Yuppy’z, Mr.Price or woolworths to be a trendy dude. It’s time you killed it with simplicity, remember this is a competition. You surely don’t have to overdress, reduce on those chains, get a signature perfume, have some class, grab some style. Otherwise, she will tell you that you ain’t her type/class and down the friend zone you go.

2. Hit The Gym

Yeah, I know it’s quite costly but hey who said cheap gyms don’t exist? Go work out, get a great body. Nowadays, these babes want a guy with mass, some packs or abs (whatever they call them). They want a guy that other babes would fight for, avoid the heavy belly, it makes you look like a dude who can down 4kgs of meat. A great body will give you endless access to chics, some will even come to get a selfie, they want to feel secure and threatened in your arms.

1. On Point.

If you meet a girl you like, start showing those signs that you want to be more than a friend, those things of courtship prolly ended with my great grand ancestors, be on point. At first sight, tell her you like, doesn’t seem enough but not every one does it. Don’t wait for three years for you to tell her you love her, that crap doesn’t work no more. These girls have watched soaps and these soaps depict love at first sight, you should be able to adopt or else the trend will leave you behind.

In life, everything is about competition, and sometimes, you’ve got to break the rules to make it count. You’ve got to make an extra effort to get that girl you want and trust me, you don’t want to get into that friend zone.