Folks, I know you have encountered the name Sheilah Gashumba in the corridors, in the atmospheric space and sometimes scribbled on the toilet walls while you do your thing (natural stuff, don’t hide your face please?). Yes, she is the daughter to the motor mouthed lad in Frank Gashumba and if you know Frank Gashumba, he is a publicity stunt himself isn’t he?
He speaks like he created Watsapp and has shares in Mark Zukerberg’s Company (Facebook) but let’s not focus on the father because this article is not about him, it is about the cheap publicity stunts of his 17- year-old daughter Sheilah Gashumba and how they cost a career of an upcoming model, Dollar Pounds, or rather, how infuriating we find these wrangles, or perhaps (if it gongs your bell), our perception of the ludicrous feats.
Last week saw Sheilah Gashumba spewing rants on her page, consequently indicating how another soul in the names of Dollar Pound is copying her style and trying to hijack her personality. How she has hustled to become what she is….Wait! did I just say hustle and Sheilah Gashumba in the same sentence? Yes? Ok, please stay sited, that is what she claims, mbu she hustled so hard to be a 17 year old speaking fake accented English on a local TV station, that she hustled so hard to get the job she has at the TV station and she is hardworking. So hardworking she got everything she has through toiling. Mbu she started from the bottom now she is there, here….where is she by the way?
And surprisingly Dollar pounds retaliated. Furiously posting offensive locutions directed at Sheilah Gashumba and because she is ahead, a couple of years older than her, and a campus student at that , we can’t help but wonder why she has time for a “17” year old like she put it. Why she chose to act in a way that sparked animated debates about the both of them.
We find their immaturity worth our time and energy and that’s the same reason we will rate, evaluate and conclude on who is the cunt..er..ummmm mpozi what is that word? Cat, arggggggggggh, that’s the word, cat and who is the mouse.
MINI PROFILE
Dollar Pounds
Her real names are Hilda Linda Nalule and She went to a school along Mityana Road called Buloba High School. On facebook, she states she is from San Diego, Carlfornia. She is also a video vixen who models for upcoming artistes like Oscar Muwonge. She hails from the Nakawa based faculty, errmm sorry university, MUBS.
Sheilah Gashumba
The 17 year old is daughter to a motor mouthed Frank Gashumba who is always ranting about something on TV and radio platforms. Blasting poor people arrogantly yet we don’t know what he does for a living. This chap was the guest of honor at the recently flopped Miss Nkuma beauty Pageant He could be a video vixen, a stripper or worse still, a kickboxer.That is Sheila’s dad for you, no need for introduction.
Personality
Sheilah Gashumba
Sheila is blunt in her words because you see, her vocabulary is still growing and the words are still budding and well, she is just a seventeen year old who learns from the dad’s vocabulary and we presume the reason she is arrogant is because she wants to use the same words his father uses. I believe you know Frank Gashumba dontchya?
Dollar pounds
She is shrewd; too shrewd she doesn’t know her real name. She will introduce herself differently on 3 occasions with different names in different accents. She calls herself Dollar Pounds on face book, we don’t know why but we presume she earns in Dollars and Pounds from her career of gyrating on horny guy’s crotches in music videos. Her Facebook profile indicates she is a model at Houston Moonlight Inc. and a manager at “Bitch please; I can remove 90% of your so called “beauty” with a Kleenex”. Govt etuyambe, such companies should be included on the tax list because their workers are so idle.
Style and fashion
Sheilah Gashumba
We want to hail Sheilah for believing in herself because it is not easy to believe in a body like hers. I mean gaunt with no curves and nothing to flaunt, it is a big job. Her mum, (wait, who is her mum..Sheila mpozi mama wo yaani??) told her that you first have to believe in yourself and everything will follow so she believes she is a fashion guru, so prominent on the fashion arena that someone can consider her a role model (her thoughts). But according to studios she has used while taking her pictures, it is a hustle, taking good pictures even when she always has expensive clothes on.
“It is like climbing mountain Kilimanjaro using a skate board,” a photographer intimated the mighty Campusbee.
But nonetheless, she knows the trending clothes and she buys and donns, that is what we call sense of style and she has it.
Dollar pounds
Dollar pounds has a slightly bigger body, some curves here and there and some clothes. She knows what to put on when and where and while her parents refuse to buy her as much as she wants, she does that through her video vixen job.
Lip pouting
Sheila Gashumba
Have you looked at Sheila Gashumba’s lips? No??, please do because after you do, you will be hit by a realization that this can’t go any further.
Dollar pounds
She has sexy luscious lip membranes and whenever she pouts, guys get bulges in the loins. Need I say more?
Gadgetry
Sheila Gashumba
Sheila owns and can own a sleek phone when and whenever she wants; it’s just a call away with her latest being the Samsung Note III.
Dollar Pounds
Rumour also has it that Dollar Pound is in the hunt for a Galaxy note 4 and she is rehearsing hard and chasing video gigs in bid to own one. For the meantime, Dollar Pounds uses a ka-torchi for selfies.
FINANCIAL BALLS (yes some girls have balls)
Ok Frank Gashumba’s name pops up again, Sheilah wins this one.
Dollar Pounds, taata wo y’ani???
DRONES PERCEPTION
We think Sheilah should stick to studying hard, read and work hard in reality and visit Robinah Kisitu aka ‘Raaahbiin Kisstiii’ for some prepping on how to fake accents and her career will be good to go while on the other hand, Lindah should concentrate on studies, she is in her last year but she is feuding with a toddler who doesn’t know how a lecture room looks like. Please Dollar Pounds or Nalule or whatever name you are planning to use next, make us fellow campusers proud by ignoring the toddler in Sheilah Gashumba, she is in adolescence and you are past that. We love you DOLLAR POUNDS, WE ARE YOUR FELLOW BEE.
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