Everyone has a favourite drink but with so many choices out there , it can still be hard to choose the right liquor. Options can be overwhelming and you might end up making the grave mistake of ordering something you will regret. To avoid the shame it comes with, here is a guide on what to drink when.
First date: Ladies, the excitement of first dates does more work to your nerves than it does to the gentle men. You would forever want to remember your first date. Start with a simple mixed drink with a dry tonic. You will need something abit strong to start with, to ease the awkwardness.
Guys should take gins. These things shout class and men look rich if they order Gins on first dates. Do not order a beer! It screams ambiguity for ladies and men would do this to look cool. It’s not cool at all!
Graduation parties: You need that tingling sensation go down that throat. Do not celebrate this mile stone on sodas alone. You need scotch or any other hard liqour. Come on, you are an adult now!
After parties: It’s time to pull out all the warm beers from wherever you’ve been hiding them. Y’all club lovers, Nile special lovers, tusker et al all these come in handy at this point. You would not want to sip on that wine at an after party, you will look miserably misplaced. Beer is the finest for this .
Birthdays: For all liquor lovers, margarita is the perfect shot for this one. Frozen drinks with sugar are the best guilty pleasures to kick start your fun. When in doubt just get a margarita, no matter how bad your birthday might be it’s impossible not to have fun with one in your hand. It’s festive and if you drink enough you won’t remember how old you are turning.
Wedding parties: This is usually an all celebration event. If you find a cool couple you will find all the cool stuff waiting for you. There’s nothing specific for this occasion. Drink anything that is available and drink as much as you can like your life depended on it. You never want to waste the opportunity of a good drink after all.
Night in: Go to the nearest liquor store and grab the red wine. This sweet soothing thing is the best for you if you are staying in doors for a romantic date of two. Great company on any Harvey Spector, Dwayne Johnson or lovey dovey movies. It does not segregate! Wine knows how to trigger the brain and it usually ends with both parties waking up the next day side by side.
Break-up pain: Red wine still does the magic. There is a best ghost friend for you in there. The most true and real friend you have at that moment. You can whisper anything to that glass, share your secrets with it, it will always listen. Red wine won’t let you down. It’s the real deal.
Happy hour: Most of our bars here offer discounts on booze. This is the best time to buy that bucket of castle light and call your gang of 20 to sip on that bucket of 10 like most of y’all do. You wouldn’t want to buy wine on days as such. You would pass for a bimbo.
Bachelor and bachelorette parties: Long Island Iced tea and beer will make this the most memorable day for you. We all know Your mission is to get as drunk as possible at this point and it’s alright , do it for the last time. This drink only got one notation “this person wants to get fucked up”. There is no question that you will be feeling a buzz after your first drink. Do not order this on a first date, you will look like an alcoholic.
New Year’s eve: Champagne duh! This is the starter to legit excitements. Do not waste your eve on Malwa, or Nile special. Get all your previous year’s savings and buy that bottle. You want to start the new year feeling different and class elevated. This should be a goal for most of you at the next new year’s eve.
Meeting parents: Call it kukyala. This is a pointer for you, whatever they are drinking, drink that with passion, my brother you just got promoted.. Birthdays. For all liquor lovers, margarita is the perfect shot for this one. Frozen drinks with sugar are the best guilty pleasures to kick start your fun. When in doubt just get a margarita, no matter how bad your birthday might be, it’s impossible not to have fun with one in your hand. It’s festive and if you drink enough you won’t remember how old you are turning.
If you are going to be a drunkard, or an indulgent of alchol–putting it lightly, do it the right way.
