Okello Herbert Andrew
1.If your lecturer calls in often sick, an always sick lecturer is a good lecturer, open a Charity for him.
2. Your lecturer comes 20 minutes late, teaches for 20 and leaves 20 minutes earlier, he’s a perfect time manager.
3. Your female lecturer is a fashionista, she wears sexy pants and wears bright red lipstick and she kwemola molas in class…. Good lecturer, you study with a boner.
5. He spends half his time, complaining about, the potholes in the campus roads, the delayed payments, and the corruption in the office of the University admin,…
6. She walks into class, allows you to ask questions, and gives you his opinion on the el classico, and she comes , narrates the episode of the soap you missed while the power was out.
7. A good lecturer is one who completes his syllabus, our 1st year development studies lecturer, completed the syllabus in two days,. ..spread over 6 weeks… He came once every 3 weeks…
8.The best lecturer is he that sets cheap papers, gives coursework 3weeks before. And awards marks…. Awards marks. High marks.
9. A good lecturer has a social life, he passes by Panamera, buys you rounds and puffs some Shisha before retiring home.
10. Cracks stupid jokes, and laughs at them,… Well it’s better than paying to watch Mic check.
