Dear perverted boyfriends;
The association for Kyambogo campus girls sex rights has reached this consensus. This sex tape madness is gender sensitive, women get shamed, men get praised and outside the men jubilate. We are thus deciding after serious deliberations that we have make simple demands;
1.Sex will be seriously limited so as it’s cherished. Sex will thus be reduced by 50 % If you have been receiving it twice a month, it will now be monthly.
2. Sex will only and at all times be initiated by the female to prevent the risk of recording temptation by the males.
3. Sex is off the timetable it will only be a surprise act. This is calculated to prevent prior preparation which leads to temptation to record sex tapes.
4. All gadgets from, the phone, to the laptop and especially cameras are criminal objects and are therefore banned from the room of pleasure. It has been noted with displeasure that these gadgets are the weapons of shame and therefore we are waging war against these gadgets.
5. For purposes of security and comfort, the guys should at all times keep head gear like masks and helmets so we can use them to obscure our faces. We are thus making it a cardinal rule…..no helmet no sex! We won’t be taking chances anymore.
6. The room of sin will be thoroughly checked before coitus.
7. The males should hand their academic documents as collateral security to prevent them from taking our nudes for granted.
Any transgression from these rules will invite dire actions, including but not limited to denial of conjugal rights to chucking and also losing the academic documents.
Yours faithfully,
Winnie Nampijja
Chairperson,
Society of sex rights,
Kyambogo university.
