F*ckboy has become a thing nowadays, the bee expressively celebrates the whole entity that is male whores. We are not judging, just respecting the game you dudes play. But what lotions do you boys use really? Or how Nutty Neithan likes to say, “mulimuchi”. I mean, to be capable of serving different girls in the same circles and have none of them complain is mind blowing. They actually know you are a bad boy, you gone done them wrong, but they still want that D. That’s talent, don’t care what nobody say. You got girls with strong values, and conviction to stand by these values go against them the minute the lights go off, and that’s not talent?
So, a little sniffing here and there landed us the glorious list to UCU’s f*ckboydom. The deadliest muchachos, with even deadlier machetes to ever walk the ‘Holy’ University. Many will attest to their good looks because something definitely has to explain these girls’ wild escapades. Look at this list ladies, you may have shagged one.
1. Julien Econ and Statistics II
This one is the president of the f*ckboydom. He makes the ladies mourn and then leaves them wanting. Rumour has it, he has over 100 blocked contacts in his whatsapp and all of them are girls. He’s the type of guy who will wave his hand and the babes fall. His machete mbu can perform miracles… mbu.
2. Blick BBC III
This dude according to the ladies is a Tyga look-alike, a lover of kush and an inspiration to upcoming fuckboys. Blick is the vice president in this kingdom. The ladies swoon over him, some fall just to be touched by him. His fuckboyness has no limit. Ladies want him even though he keeps breaking hearts.
3. Ronald BBC III
Ronald being on the basket ball team is a plus and to top it off he’s a tall light skin gentleman. Steve is charming, quiet on the outside but when it comes to the ladies he is a beast. We all know UCU babes flood that basketball court for hookups…
4. Steve BBC III
His Instagram can only become public if a a good looking babe, taps on him with sweet words and compliments. . Babes have described him as a gentleman, we all know what kind of things gentlemen do.
5. Jonah BIT II
Girls adore him because he has a hoarse voice, a good complexion and plenty of money in his wallet. If you’re his target, he’ll spoil you dry till you succumb to his needs. A smooth criminal with alluring words that can take you to heaven and back. Even saying his name turns some people on.
6. David BBA II
He might be a mummy’s boy but that’s just a sign to show that he will take care of you in the best possible ways. Mummy’s boys apparently make the best fuckboys because they are easy to persuade but they as cunning as a fox. Don’t think his kindness is free though, you’ll need to reward him in the future.
7. Thomas BIT II
His interest in the life of ladies will leave you perplexed. He knows every type of girl there is in his fingertips, well that’s because he has been with most of them, they keep coming back. He has a good D game… I hear… That’s why he can complete a blackboard with names of girls he has ‘schooled.’
