Once upon a time ,a legend is told, by an old resident of Nakawa, mzee says his grandfather told him the story. Before Mubs bought the land where it sits, the land was occupied by a beautiful woman, who the entire Nakawa admired, .Namakula, (for that was the maiden’s name ) was loved by all yet she never fell for anyone.
Till, a rich coastal Tanzanian came by,and swept the poor girl off her feet, however the poor girl was ill advised by her karoo mates, she blinded the Tz fellow and robbed him of his coastal riches. She detoothed him. The poor man returned to Tz, and bewitched Namukula, she ran mad, and died so poor.
Her spirit haunts Mubs to date. The detoothing syndrome that haunts Mubs girls is spiritual, it’s a curse. Most Mubs girls back home are overwhelmed by poverty, that the rats in their homes complain of the poverty, but upon return to the University they live the Kampala dream. Partying and living large.
Mubs girls speak with accents, they sound like lost children of the Queen of England. They speak “nosy English” so you need to have a perfect mastery of the English dialect or consider getting a translator.
Mubs girls are extravagant, you have to be a son to Sudhir, or you must own a money minting machine, they have breakfast at KFC, lunch at Serena and supper at a clothe store … Kanye West was inspired by a Mubs alumnus before he composed the gold digger classic.
Nakawa queens will detooth you that you will sell your clan assets. Now after, winning over a Mubs girl, behold, they have innate village syndrome and will give you excuse after excuse to avoid having her edible rat caned.
We need to have a national prayer mountain to break the demons that haunt Mubs. “I’d rather remain single and miserable than date a Mubs girl. These girls will chew all your peanuts, you think u have money, date a Mubs chic,” a one Innocent revealed.
