Just like the different tribes in Uganda, each group of individuals has its own characters. However, this is too much for Uganda Martyrs University. As all halls are nearly confused to be for both gents and ladies, there’s a certain hall where you can compare it to Nabisunsa Girls’ School or JOGINSA.
Onyango hall, the ladies hall has been unique ever since it was constructed. Its located at the peak of UMU hill, second from Carabine hall and 3rd from Haflet hall. It’s a hall on this own. To some extent, I doubt if the person who said that no man is an island ever knew that such a residence hall would exist in the world.
Among all halls in UMU, Onyango is the only one with a local name, compared to Michael, Carabine, Haflet, Martyrs and Campbell. That’s not a big issue anyway, the issue on point is that you can never see a gent sloping from this hall in the morning. At first, I thought it was a joke when I heard the complaint from one of the residents in it, however, as time went on, I experienced the rumors come true.
According to the information from trusted sources, most of the ladies in this hall sleep in single rooms but their ‘bitone’ isn’t on market. It really beats my understanding to know that most of its residents have ‘beef’ and you can’t fail to take a glance when any of them passes by. from my own sight, I just wish any of them doing a ‘Nyanzi’ for me as I pay attention to her. I imagine myself concentrating and becoming calm like I’m watching a Science Fiction genre movie.
When having a friendly conversation which resulted into a sex talk, one of the ladies from this hall responded that she doesn’t care whether she’s vibed or not. Mbu she used to care much In 1st year, that moment when most of her friends were dating more than one guy. “…I now care much about my books and the my graduation paper next semester…” Deep down, I wondered if she wouldn’t get married to a guy, it’ll be a paper to put a ring on her.
However, the other babe, who appeared to be a Mutooro apologized that she’s still searching for a guy to satisfy and penetrate her motherland. “…most guys fear to approach me because they can’t do even a little difference to me when I’m willing to receive them as they’re. However, I’ll keep on looking for someone who is ‘hand’ gifted.”
To my hommies, if you’re outta there looking for a mummy, try Onyango hall, Nkozi university. These babes are ‘war’.
