Well we all get super excited when joining campus, studying is in most times at the back of our minds.To us, the core value of joining or being at campus is partying, boozing, sex, hostel life and the entire showbiz and ‘freedom’ craze. Forgeting that reading is a must if one wants to survive the dreaded reatkes.
We all have our moments but at the end of the day you cannot dodge the timetable being pinned up. But surprising bit is, most sudents have ninja tricks of passing exams even when they don’t read or attend lectures. Others get away with it while the unlucky ones get caught in the act.Today, yours truelly, Campusbee, reveals to you the different ways campusers cheatin exams. If you have never done any of these, please do not try to!
Tattooing their bodies with material
At least for everyone who has attended school, they can spot areas which are going to be set in the exams. This is common in chics, they write material all over there thighs and come in for the exam putting on a long dress. This will leave the lecturer wondering why the girl who had always been coming in for lectures with skimpy dresses and short tight up skirts would desert them on that day. They don’t have it in mind that the sharp girl will unleash her ninja moves in the corner and the long dress will turn skimpy ready for copy and paste.
Carrying summaries
This is common during tests where answer sheets are not provided so you have to come with your own. Students carry papers with material on them neatly written, they put them in between the blank question papers. They make sure it is not folded or disorganized so the lecture will think it is a blank question paper. When they reach the exam room, they confidently put the paper on the table and write their names and registration number on them. The lecturer will think they are already answered questions, after exams they just fold and throw out.
Buy Exams from lecturer and the printer
This is for the loaded students at campus, for only those who can make it rain. They don’t have time for books, they are always doing businesses like recording sextapes for sale. They are well known by the lecturers and the people who work at the university printer. They just buy the question papers from the Printers and the lecturers then discuss the questions with the bright students in the class.
Direct copying from friends.
We all have that serious friend who always attends lectures and is ofcourse bright. While most of us are partying, for them they are busy reading. So these ones help out during examinations the only motive is sitting next to each other. Chics also get the bright boyfriends who do their course work and at times sit for two papers in one exam. Talk of love!
Smart Phones
Google knows everything not so? Sharp students go with their smart phones in the lecture room. Students Google all the questions given to them in the exam. They then copy answers straight from Google.
Sitting for another person
This is commonly done by the big shots who come back to campus for further studies, they always get the serious students at campus, they pay them huge sums dime which covers doing for them course work, tests and final exams.
If you have some of those other stunts feel free to share them with us. You can also send us your stories about just anything in campus. The email is campusbee.ug@gmail.com