By Agatha Muhaise twitter: @Agie256M and Herbert Rhythm Iraguha Twitter: @rythm8ter
He says: From a little skin to total nakedness.
I once over heard my close friend saying; ‘We girls want to wear our miniskirts and that’s why we are against the miniskirt law’. For once I agree with the girls on this one but not all of them. One wonders why on earth would anybody want to ban the miniskirts?.
You see this bill has not only denied some of us the lack of ‘optical nutrition’ but also given the goon, hooligans and city do nothings the chance to be busy spreading their insanity undressing young women on streets.
Beautiful ladies are being forced to wear guy’s clothes just to survive the angry desires of these hooligans who are so hungry to see the ladies thighs and use this bill as back up to strip the girls down town. I mean, who does that?
Well, the old folks are totally in support of this bill and are sure want to introduce the ‘anti-fitting’ bill just to stop the guys from wearing the comfortable jeans which are on what we may call “omulembe’ stylish. But daddies and mummies please understand that sometimes your kids need to experience some change. Am pretty sure if this came up in your period, you would be against the ‘anti gomesi’ bill as well.
This bill has more to it than just the miniskirt but the big shots have decided to make it seem like it was meant only for the short skirts. It should have been explained more to teach the lazy guys undressing women on the streets the real meaning of the bill. If I were the President of Uganda (Luck be on their side am not), I would order a death sentence to whoever is caught undressing a lady on the street without her consent.
Besides, the makers of this bill should have kept in mind that; we the men need these short skirts to help us identify the best females for marriage. A lot is considered when choosing the best wife. I mean who doesn’t want to have that wife who will go in public and the taxi drivers all go like; Dam the guy scored the best!
She says: “Thou shall not touch my miniskirt”
Someone recently said, “there are mini-funds for education and mini-potholed roads in the country, but the only ‘mini’ they decided to notice was the ‘skirt’. This statement could not explain this issue any better. For a country whose biggest problem is corruption, the last nonsense I expected was this fashion suppression they slapped in our faces with this joking excuse of a law.
Honestly, what is wrong with the miniskirt?? Because the last time I checked Uganda is not a seminary. Mbu it causes accidents on the road! First repair those ragged looking roads before you go blaming someone’s thighs like they are the ones driving. Which makes me wonder is there going to be a separate budget for tape measures for all policemen now?
It is like we are in a time machine heading back to Amin’s time when ground sweeping garments were the order of the day. They may as well turn this country into Saudi Arabia so we can cover our faces too. Who knows what crazy thoughts those red hot lips are causing in the poor guys’ minds. The idea that makes makes this whole rant interesting is, ‘You have to be gay to hate the miniskirt’ (does anyone see the irony?) even the anti-homosexual bill was signed (i wish Obama could come to our rescue on the miniskirt instead).
Should we now wait for the anti-bad hair bill, anti-lipstick bill and the anti-detoothing bill? Shaaa…okay, we dare you to now coin the anti protesting against the anti-pornography bill. Fact of the matter is if you want to blame the miniskirt for every sexual misconception then my advice is to go ahead and ban all the girls in the country. Because some babes are so fine they do not need miniskirts to keep men staring. Or better yet just castrate all the men in the country
