Campus life is known to be fun and exciting to many guys, with some wishing that dope chilla life of vybing course mates doesn’t come to an end. But hey dude, stop dreaming! Do you remember the hassle of doing papers and chopping some crazy lectures or even inhaling teargas during strikes especially if you are a MUK lad? Well, let me examine to you why finishing campus was the best thing ever.
Finally, the campus hassle is over.
Campus life is like living in Katwe slums where you have to coordinate with your neighbors to open the windows or else yours collides with theirs. That time where you have to run to complete a course work or assignment your lecturer left a month back but you forgot to do it. Hehe dude, you remember sleeping without showering because of the aftermath of the crazy fresher’s ball or campus house party where you boozed yourself nuts? Yeah the hustle has to be over out there, you have to behave maturely. I mean be real and show that you can actually be a husband or a nagging wife like most ladies are.
Be glad because marriage and endless sex awaits you.
If you were actually a fuck boy at campus, my nigga you got nothing to jubilate here. In fact, lock your trouser zip with a padlock coz that ‘stick’ has been too busy. Now if you have been the ‘virgin Mary’ type of girl or dude, come here, it’s time to celebrate because marriage awaits you after campus. In fact, enough sessions of co-curricular activities which in fact your priest or pastor will bless in church during your wedding.
Guys, it’s time to go back and date those campus succulent mamas.
One crazy thing dudes at campus admit is they got no money, as such few campus babes would even date such broke ass niggas. My friend, after campus go make money and come back for these very campus girls. This time, eat them with salt, I repeat eat with salt and screw them with chilly.
The Kikomando thing and kikoni hustle is over.
Where are the kyambogo dudes? Eating kikomando for breakfast, lunch and dinner is what dominates the Banda based campus. No wonder the kyambogo babes have a kikomado scent however much they bathe or spray themselves with scented fumes. If it were possible, Kyambogo guys would be brushing their teeth with kikomado. Don’t forget the kikoni rats (Makerere students). Everything in kikoni from cobblars to toilet cleaners is run by Muk guys just to get money for the coming semester. My friend, once campus is over, be glad unless your kind lecturers have blessed you with five retakes.
If only campus life could be repeated, its only Makerere guys who would want a repeat of peeing in stinking kikoni loos and drinking filthy sodas flavored teargas from their endless strikes.
