When girls reach campus, it becomes an achievement that requires up stepping their way of lives and necessitates adapting the typical campus culture. This culture has requisitions that include ditching many a character. Things like holding phones without famous brands or latest models are discrediting and as such, students avoid them like a plague. They adapt many fascinating traits but today, we analyze how funny the names in their phone book can be because you see, Campusers don’t always save numbers in their phone books just for just, they do it for a purpose. Today we are taking you through a female student’s phone book.
Girls from 5 star Universities
These are girls from MUK, MUBS, NKOZI, UCU and a few from SLAU. These chics can be described as those that are always on the lookout; which place is happening, who has money to cater for their needs et al. Scroll into their black berry, Galaxy Notes, Nokia Lumia, iPhone phone books you will find something like;
Juma Seiko
It is only and only at Universities mentioned above where you will find a student with Juma Seiko’s received call in her call log. If you hang around her, you can as well witness her hanging up on Maurice Kirya and text him; “you looser stop making my phone busy mtschewww”. They are mainly the girls that date celebrities, they find no problem throwing a leg to a lecturer, MP or any city Tycoon as long as they make it rain, Nasta and Kabareebe where are you ?
Ronnie courseworkRonnie is this guy who thinks he has the biggest crush on this girl more than anyone else on this planet, he quacks to let out his feeling even when the girl opened up to her and they are friends. The girl is not actually friends with her but she is just using the poor boy. Since the girl shows up only on Thursdays at campus and whenever there is a test, she will always send Ronnie a text to help her do coursework and hand it in for her. Once in a while when she has a hangover, Ronnie will sit two test papers and they pass highly.
Kikazi, Shibubu, Girlfriend, Partner in crime, Sis.
Now these are her groupies from Mubs, Muk, Slau and U.C.U. Partners in crime, they always move together and at times if they have a guy she wants to DE-tooth without sleeping with her, she will call her team to be there so that the Hon. Kahinda Otafiire won’t even have space to start asking for shit.
swts
They say east or west home is the best. However much she sleeps with the Ministers, Celebrities, Lecturers and all the influential people, she will always have someone who owns her heart. This guy will be a broke fella but she won’t even ask for a coin from him but instead give him her pocket change. The guy will think he has a faithful, caring, glamorous hot girlfriend. This is what we call knocking!
Girls from 3 star Universities
Here we look at phonebooks of girls from universities like Kyambogo, Busitema, Gulu University, IUIU, Muteesa Royal and the likes.
Jimmy Fellowship
They are always happy to receive a text or call from the saved guy jimmy inviting them for fellowship and Lunch hour prayer in the dining hall, what makes them happy is that Jimmy won’t even bother calling or texting if it’s nothing to do with God.
Akello Groupmate
Since they are less into fun and more into books, they don’t have time for sweet names say you are called Liz Akello, she will call you Akello and not Liz. This is the number she will always call in the afternoon after lecturers to link up around freedom square or any quiet place with other group members.
Professor
A serious student will always have the lecturer’s number in her phone book. This will help her know in case a lecture is fixed say in the night classes or an abrupt test. They are always friends and also hangout around these lecturers’ to help them discuss for them more stuff.
Nasser Course REP
Among a campus girl’s group mates is the course representative. This is because course representatives like Nasser are serious; this is the reason they hold such a post. So with Nasser and her in the same group discussion, she sees herself getting the first class degree.
Agnes Ombokolo
Of course however serious one might be, there is always that free time to unwind the stress, for these girls, it is always Sundays when they are free after church which goes from 8am to 3pm. This is the time they will lay on the bed and load paka last to call her friend back in the village where she came from. Perhaps to tell them, Kampala girls are spoilt brats unless a few, associating with them is like digging your own grave. They therefore call village people, the ones who call every University Makerere even I.U.I.U.
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