Now days, relationships are simply a game of chase or rather ‘Omweso.’ In the years I have been alive, I haven’t seen a real relationship among the young people of my age- when the cat is away, the mice will play. Here’s how to steal your room mate’s girlfriend, let’s get mingling.
1. Make your intentions clear
Girls like a guy who is very straight forward and straight to the point- a guy who is not straight to the point is thought to be shitty and a coward- and, who would want a coward on top of her?
2. Be nice to her
When you are nice to a girl you get an orange light to her panties and it won’t be long until you get a green light to that warm wet place. When you are nice to her, she will start trusting you and when her boyfriend and her are having issues, you might offer her sympathy dick- you are a winner!
3. Get her to trust you
Trust is a step that gets you closer to hitting her, if she can trust you, she can give you some after a vow of secrecy. Trust will get you anywhere and girls are easy to trusting their boyfriend’s room mates.
4. Try hitting on her
When you try hitting on a girl, it shows that you are serious about your intentions to hit her. Everyone looks for some adrenaline rush and hitting on a girl who clearly knows that she is safe is that kind of rush that will get her adrenaline on a height- it might turn her on too.
5. Be her shoulder to lean on
When you badly want to hit her, you’ve got to kiss some ass, be her shoulder to lean on whenever she is down- she might let you in on her sexual fantasies or her best sex position and that is a step towards banging her- perseverance is key though.
Well, let’s get to work fam- bring your A game to the party and trust me if you follow all the above tips, you’ll hit that bean.
