By Jemimah Emasu
I woke up in the right side of the wrong bed, thinking for the guys as I did, I decided to but myself in the big shoes of men. So ladies, here are the things men wish we, ladies knew;
Nothing nags more than planning a one-on-one rendez-vous with your girlfriend and then she shows up with an entourage.
Ladies, learn the difference between a date and a get-to-meet-your-girls lunch date!
Ordering for expensive dishes and you fail to finish. I hear
“keeping campus figure”. Then you should just order a slice of cake
and soda… mssssteeewww… Funny thing, is you can’t even prepare let
alone pronounce the name of this expensive dish you ordering for.
.This should have actually come in at number one. Meddling about with
your phone while on a date. Its at that moment that you check your
instagram, update your status… You may want to show off your chinese
phone but please…. have respect! Its rude and very ANNOYING
.Speaking elevated English that even the Queen herself can’t
understand. “Swiri” “Baibe-boo” “haroz” “Parre”… ehh… Men should
start buying their girlfriends dictionaries on the first date!!
. Show up smartly dressed; clad in only top notch designer labels yet
you have no transport back… So in simple terms, be yourself. Don’t
go on a borrowing sphree…
.Have short nails, if not let the long nails be neat. No guy wants to
be out on a date with Lucifer’s daughter!!
.Dress According to your size. You squeeze into a dress that barely
fits you… your big belly is bulging. Thats not sexy; its a total
turn off!
. Know your colours. Your a dark-skinned girl, with red hair, brown
top and yellow shorts.. with black boots!! And your ready to go to the
beach with your man… He is dying of embarassment before his
friends…. Spare him!!
