The talk is about the beer that makes you a man. Correction, the ideal beer that defines your manhood, your macho. Convinced? Let’s go! The idea is not to get drunk every single night, but to enjoy a refreshing one that enables you make responsible choices in life, about choosing the right lady and all. (Not applicable to fuck boys)
Here are the top beer brands that define campus guys in UG.
Nile Special
A full flavoured beer! Such a special beer, so nice… so loyal..! The true reward from the source of the Nile. 5 bottles and the right height is attained. Nile special defines a true gentle man, in the same sense, reveals a true fuck boy. #MadeOfUganda
Heineken
You’re not a man until you’re out with some good company grabbing Heineken bottles. It’s the only reason you would get hooked on the first night making you the realest man you’ve ever been. The hitched feeling is real!
Club Pilsener
Club, a perfect beer for guy friends catching up, brings out the spirit of buddies, remembering the good old days on a chilly calm evening. A club is all you need folks.
Guinness
This is the iconic black beer that sparks and reveals the masculinity in a real man. Guinness is the imploring tool that drags thirsty women to the table of men. Guinness fans, rejoice! Here is a symbol of men’s pride.
Tusker Malt Lager
A man’s worth is measured by the strides he takes. Light in body, dry and tart, tusker malt is declared easy yet complex to drink. A good drinker of tusker attains good balance even after bottle 5. Perfect to drink as an aperitif.
There are definitely other beers on the table, beers usually associated with women, however some men graciously sip on these as well. Why drink a beer that makes you appear less of a man? Spot these;
Smirnoff
Most campus female students will order this at a bar, so go ahead, ‘sissy,’ become more of a woman. Smirn off is three times distilled and exceptionally smooth with different flavours enjoyed by most girls around campuses. Hey boy, grow up and join the men’s league.
Redd’s
Such a fine drink, more sexy if pronounced by a man yet makes more sense when taken by a lady. You man taking Redd’s, what’s your plan in life? Going ahead to order the Redd’s strawberry kale. I tell you solemnly, you’re no longer the man in the relationship.
Black Ice
An ‘ice brewed’ beer which has a clean, fresh, snappy taste and a mellow aftertaste. This is just typical of the feminine world! Men whose thirst shall you be quenching with Black ice, Stay in your lane.
All in all, beer is fun! Remember, it reduces your risk of a heart attack. One can definitely chew without worries. Beer makes you feel better. With this list, what kind of man are you?
