By Herbert Okello
Makerere University
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The planet university holds different species of creatures generally referred to as humans, Campusbee presents the different kinds of people that exist therein. Species :bookworms. As suggested, these are bwats and their lives revolve round the library, class and hostel, it’s all about books and a projected bright future, rigid folks ,and demonize all unserious students, they certainly are kids you’d like to have… in future, no spending on coaching.
Lost souls: These were blown to the University by winds of change, either compelled by parents or influenced by friends, they simply pass through university, they are everywhere yet nowhere… they are easily impressionable. To be found around campaigns processions
Target workers: These are always out to cause trouble, using every little chance to incite, violence, cause chaos, they possess the Kazinda syndrome, and It often compels them to stage mock ambushes at night in dark corners and fore runners to strikes, always gaining fraudulent ownership, back home, they are the neighborhood crooks.
Party animals: These dress like karaoke stars and always lost for choice, party Monday through Sunday, have happening places’ schedules off head,… they are residents in. Hangouts, from bufunda to the uptown sites. They are riddled with academic scars… retakes and bisanja.
Wannabes: These are an annoying lot, like their cousins, the party animals, these own the latest, trending gadgets,straight from Katwe… they know it all ,from their lecturers’ number plates to what Obama has four lunch, they dress like clowns in bright colors and believe they are hip, and own wings of mock fame…. apparently bright in class yet routine retakers.
Hypocrites: These have their lives rotating around the chapel, and are members of the choir and routine fellowship fellows, however these are king fornicators, and they preach the gospel whilst their hands tickle the cute choir girl, they tend to behave like saints but are the proverbial wolves. Even the devil detests their hypocrisy.
