Watch this space consistently till around the year 2040 and see whether you won’t come across the headlines below. Enjoy!
1. Every Student Consumes Averagely Ten Caterpillars from Katanga and Bugujju (UCU), New Study Reveals.
2. Campus girls Who Walk Naked Have Declared Clothing No Longer a Basic Need.
3. Confused Fresher at Nkozi Photocopies Full First Draft Timetable.
4. Two Female Room-mates Finish a Record One Week without Talking to Each Other after Catfight.
5. Four Students Capture and Slaughter a Goat Found Grazing by Olympia Hostel.
6. Busoga Varsity Female Student Attempts Suicide by Jumping from First Floor but only Loses a Tooth and Some Blood.
7. Confused UCU Fresher Attends a Two-Hour Fourth Year Lecture.
8. Electronics: There is a Big Difference between Hostel Room Speakers and Church Speakers, Says Specialist.
9. KYU sextape leaks: A Student was having sex with a cow
10. Student Who ‘Reared a Hen in His Room for Eggs’ Arrested.
11. We Won’t Teach Without iPads- KYU Lecturers Tell Government.
12. Relationships on the Rocks as Exam Timetable is Released.
13. Number of Pregnant First Years at IUIU Skyrockets University Admin Panics.
14. Student Who Cooks Posho at Bavana Every Morning at 3 a.m. Warned.
15. Conservative Males’ Group at UCU Demonstrates Against too Much Exposed Boobs and Thinghs in Campus.
16. Is the Diameter of Chapatis at Kikoni Undergoing Recession? .
17. Gulu University Noisy High-Heel Wearers Association Launched.
18. How to Avoid Suicide when You Realize that You Scored More Marks in the CAT than the Main Exam.
19. Students who Looted Meat from Katongole’s Butchery during a MUK strike Demand for a Refrigerator from Katwe.
20. New Law Gives Whip-to-Kill Order against Students Found Wearing Slippers in Class.
