Lukwago Raymond
Please know at what time to pass where or where to criss – cross your legs as you take a pad back to your hostels. In an effort to cut his curfew days short by reporting to campus earlier than the rest, Ken along with his yet to be identified girlfriend received a gruesome beating matched with some undressing work out. They encountered this all they call omen though sounds droll to someone else’s ears as they came from the prominent Rouge hangout parlour. Nothing comes free, and yes Ken in a bid to save a few bucks for a packet of protector condoms decided to take the dark walkway facing Village Mall to his Bahesi Hostel. Little did he know he was soon to earn some kiboks (strokes of a cain).
“These three men appeared from nowhere and encompassed us and asked for our clothes and phones. I tried pleading but dude jack out a T-16 sized iron bar. With no options left to choose from, me and my girlfriend had to undress only leaving us with our African Village made sandals.” With a wince still to his face, the wailing Ken narrated. “We were pardoned and ordered to run quickly to our hostels.” He adds. This couple wanted the unique welcome on arrival at Bahesi hostel, they did receive it.
Upon arrival at the hostel gate, the askari inquisitively asked whether perchance they had had sex by the road side and lost sight of their clothes in the process.
“How I wish we had street cameras around Kampala, this could have been Uganda’s first Naked Mile premiere.” One hostel resident lashed out at the couple.
