EDWIN BATARINGAYA
Alas!!The time had come. The promised land had been reached-at last. ‘Fresher-ism’ as I call it, had taken peak in places like Nakawa,Wandegeya and Banda. Personally being at the Nakawa based Mubs, of course with “leg” fantasies filled in my head I checked into the ‘Serena’ of Nakawa, the ‘Capital City’ of hostels, Akamwesi, Fam!
They say a person has to adhere and change according to the society they are in but trust me one ought to be careful about this place. For a person that flosses around a lot (read most freshers), Akamwesi ain’t the place to do your shit from. Here you meet kids who look for every excuse to try and fight to cut down their fathers networths but in vain. Their only job is to spend, spend and spend.
Your Raum or Vitz isn’t news in this place. These lads are actually allergic to such terms as they only understand terms like V8, Range Rover, BMW and the like. And as you swell because of eating a 10k meal, ask the askari who opens the gate for the Hello Food car every single day. Rolex is an alien term around this hostel. The trash bins are ever rich with pizza boxes, Kfc lunch boxes and we just pity the lady that has to empty them every after an 1hr. Shopping clothes from Abrynz collection ain’t no big deal as they got receipts from stores like Woolworths, Gucci, Zara in Italy so your few shillings ain’t no match for the bags of dollars held by these born rich fellas.
The breed of Akamwesi girls is called Certified Money Crushers. If you visit an Aka babe and ain’t driving you’re likely not to see them. Even the smallest of the girls literally don’t fit in those small toys you call cars. Monster vehicles with tinted windows are a common sight in the parking lot. And to my dear horny guys, if you have prospects of dating an Aka babe, please borrow a leaf from the spending tendencies of the likes of Ivan Semwanga and company ( well, they call themselves the ‘Rich Gang’). Dont expect to woe her by shopping at Sylvia Owori. This species only do shopping in places like Dubai, France and London. And if your planning on earning extra credit by taking her out on a vacation to Jinja, let me advise you, just google for the prices of things in Miami beaches because that’s the class these girls are used to.
Disclaimer: While joining such societies, know your level or else you will suffer a huge degree of oppression you will live to tell your grandchildren.
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