By Agatha Muhaise
Twitter: @Agie256M
My love for you is diarrhea, I can’t hold it: I don’t know how many have ever heard of this line, but if you are a man and you want to use this line, please do yourself a favor and just stay single.
Nice legs what time do they open: This line is just too ratchet. If a guy uses it on you, please run.
You don’t sweat much for such a fat lass: This is abusive and using such a line will make you hurt someone’s feelings.
Did you know your body is 95% water? Lucky you, am thirsty: Trust me the guy who uses this line is very honest when he says he is thirsty. Stale just!
Are parents retarded? Cause you sure are special: who uses this? I mean who thinks like this?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number …. Can I borrow yours? If you want a girls number ask for it in a normal way, because using such a line, shows how immature you are.
Do you have a map, coz I keep getting lost in your eyes: If you want directions, ask tumabvu! This is just too high school!
You are an oasis in my desert life: Which woman wants to know how dry your life is? If you have issues with your life please don’t include them in your pickup lines.
Do you like your eggs fried or fertilized?: I don’t even want to think what would be going on in a guy’s head as he drops this line. Its just embarrassing and cheap. This is 2014 guys, just be yourselves girls like guys who don’t try so hard!
