Not only has Mukono based university, UCU been feeding its students on the fruits and word of the almighty lord this festive Easter season but also sought the services of publicly acknowledged sex counselor (Senga) Hamiddah Namatovu to nature and ready these grooms for bedroom matters.
While speaking to a group of students (Nkobazambogo) via the Administration block, Senga Hamiddah addressed different aspects and issues right from the students’ dress code, to nutrition and diet then their sexual appeal and drive with advice being passed on later by the Senga to these purported Mukono virgins. Get full audio recording below.
Senga Hamiddah condemned the female students’ perception towards flirtation and sex from their opposite sex because these two are a basic component of the environment. She however cautioned the ladies to keep their womanhood intact and not share it with every Tom and Duncan.
“Ladies are meant to be flirted with and that’s basically nature. If a guy flirts with you everyday there is that level you have been upgraded to. So all you girls should take at least a glass of milk whenever you are at home. This will attract the boys towards you.” Senga Hamiddah said.
“Do not allow to bed with them though you can allow them to flirt with you.” Senga Hamiddah cautioned the girls.
Your physical appearance speaks volumes about you so all students were signaled about their fashion and the type of attire they wear while on a first meet date. Also the attire worn by an individual could gradually have a devastating effect on their sexual charisma.
“Girls should avoid putting on tight jeans since they squeeze the vagina linings giving the girl occasional mild orgasms. This in due course will affect the girls desire for a man since her tight jeans already married her off.” Senga Hamiddah notified. She also advised the boys to desist from wearing tight attires while on their first date with a woman since this will deter gent’s manhood from slithering freely.
To the girls on a first date were to opt for the free feathery umbrella like dresses that could easily attract the boys they were to meet.
Confident Senga Hamiddah spoke to the students about the core values of society and sex was absolutely among. She clearly too noted that every woman’s sole goal on this earth was to be fucked as long as she was of consent age. While using lucid Luganda, she too told the boys to always be ready for coitus at all times and treat their partners in bed like real men ought to do.
“Each woman’s goal here is to be fucked as long as she is 18 years above whereas the boys should always be ready and shouldn’t be derailed by manhood enlargement local herbs but be contented of their size.” Senga Hamiddah noted.
To improve their sexual charms in bed, the students were advised to clarify on their diet. The girls were advised to eat more vegetables, milk and yams while the boys were advised to consume more energy building foods and sour foods.
However she advised and cautioned these Christian youth to desist from monstrous sexual acts like indulging in any form of pornographic acts e.g taking nudes or recording sex tapes since even the Buganda cultural norms and beliefs prohibit such.
