Being a fuckboy is a full time job, it requires you to wake up early in the morning, on top of your feet or beneath sheets, requires you to make a report to self so that you don’t make any mistakes, also requires you to brainstorm about how you will hook up with Joan, the classy chic that is probably out of your league, but her yellow thighs just keep attracting you closer and closer to her.
Joan is a mini-celebrity among her peers, but she is definitely not out of the reach of my claws, I have to come up with a scheme so that I can be able to come closer to her. The thing about these classy girls is that they are desperate people, they are most times starved as everyone stays away from them and so the cobwebs they have between their legs can’t be explained by words.
When you want to get a girl into her bed or into your own, you have to employ tactics of patience otherwise, you stand a chance of losing the whole plot and definitely losing out. I was of course friends with the Joan’s best pal Gloria and so on Joan’s birthday, Gloria did invite me. I had earlier showed interest in Joan and Gloria gave me a green card, she told me Joan had no man in her life and that she was quite desperate.
She was dressed in a brief short red clingy backless dress that hugged her closely all her feature glowed under the moon and camera lights, even her yellow blood tempting thighs were not spared. She sat right next to me and when I introduced myself, she showed interest, so I leaned forward and whispered something that made her giggle, undressing the finely hidden dimples. I was in a fitting tux, with a new haircut and a new pair of kicks.
After the party, she walked up to me and asked me for a dance, like they say ‘save the best dance for last.’ As she leaned closer to me, I again whispered into her ear, I was making her an offer, an offer that can only come once a year, birthday sex. She giggled again and I knew I had hit the jackpot. She held my hand through the back door to her car and before we could get to her car, I had already pulled of her panties…
