Okello Herbert
In the depths of Kikoni, a certain Kizito has been saving aside some money, preparing to spoil himself and his woman on valentines, by hitting a 3D cinema .The release of the border stretching 50 Shades of Grey was such an added bonus to the valentine mood owing to the fact that the movie is like a Fernandel film, unlimited naked flesh, unlimited coitus, he hoped to get lucky.
Till the spirit of Fr Simon Lokodo possesed, the Uganda communication Council (UCC) who allegedly branded 50 Shades of Grey immoral and unfit to show in public cinemas. Poor Kizito sees his valentine plot crumbling, he’s so worried.
Kizito represents the various university students who share similar sentiments towards reception of the news. If UCC offices were close enough to Makerere, we believe HE Ivan Bwowe would have led his strike happy bed bug infested boys to strike. Even in Kyambogo, a few students who believe 50 Shades of Grey is an inspiring Art movie showed disappointment, in the decision to ban movie .
What’s more annoying is that some University students had already paid for the movie, it’s rumoured MUBS students paid the most. The reason is that they had hopes of improving on their leg bending skills for the ladies and bedroom dominance for the dudes.
The fact that a certain Kampala cinema has promised to refund isn’t encouraging enough. Our Kizito insists there’s something groin tickling about watching naked bodies in a dark atmosphere, behind 3D glasses, we however fear that such circumstances clearly mask the sinister activity of mind -blowing masturbation ,which is quite common among single university students, we however fear that UCC has chosen a wrong moment to exercise its mandate. Students insist Fr Lokodo won’t debar their other plans. Happy Valentine’s day.
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