Drama-land! MUBS Nakawa is the dream destination for all sort of drama, the good, the funny, the annoying to the downright ugly. It’s only in MUBS that male hoes run the town. There was drama at Ideal hostel. Who comes up with these names? Sijui ideal hostel, one might think it’s a hostel for ideal residents, well if the name formulator had that in mind, he’ll be shocked to realise that male hoes aren’t the most ideal of residents.
Earlier this week, the gates of hell opened and the proverbial trouble in paradise descended upon a resident of ideal hostel. The gentleman experienced the full wrath of a woman scorned when the lady who had been financing him on niceties including 10k worth of chips on a daily, raided her man’s place of abode only to find that her toy boy had widened his fishing territory to include any skirt wearing homo sapien. The visibly stunning cutie was denied entry initially since it was past time. However, this chic bribed the Askari as is the norm and gained access into the hostel of ‘idealism.’
She must have been really desperate basing on the urgency exhibited in knocking her toy boy’s door. Now, there’s nothing more irritating than interrupting a university couple involved in copulation with the dreams of fathering a future Bad Black. The relentless knocking of the door by the girl forced the boy to pause his bean expedition to banish the weevil at the door, he was shocked when he realised it was his first chief woman. He attempted to shut the door but the determined lady pushed the door screaming as though to bring the hostel of idealism tumbling.
“How could you cheat on me you m***f*** with an ugly b*(h? ……..How could you after all I’ve done for you?…I buy you chips of 10k daily and finance your broke ass…is this how you could pay me back?!” the chic, in a loud voice that awoke the whole hostel fumed.
There’s something eye witnesses failed to understand, did this babe’s prefer unfaithfulness with a more beautiful woman? Well, dudes, lesson there, don’t cheat with a side chick less charming, it will bring terror. Choose your side beans carefully.
The chic continued screaming: “I’m from IHK (International Hospital Kampala, I have HIV, you gave me (sic) HIV,” the lady screamed loud, “this bastard is HIV positive!”
Trust university chaps to employ a non interventionist policy, residents turned down their speakers and listened to the drama.
The ideal askari drove the warring pair out, of ideal hostel; the chief mistress who we shall call ugly Betty disappeared in the mix and the violent lady continued her assault on the dude before kind students probably from Phaneero came to the boy’s rescue.
The lady was asked to leave, she left hurling obscenities, threatening to make the HIV Dispenser pay.
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