‘Ain’t nobody got time to date a fuckboy’, they say in the streets but in the sheets, they don’t fancy the hopeless romantic, they want a freak to bring out their craziness. According to Urban Dictionary, a fuckboy is “A person whose only purpose in life is to fuck shit up.” I beg to differ, a fuckboy is the kind of guy that every sexually active woman needs in his life.
Let’s face it, girls often get tired of the daily routine of love. So often times they seek for more by having and keeping fuckboys around for the sex and not for advise. I have been a victim of this kind of manipulation, I have a couple of friends who are dating but they often call me just for the sex. Is this a case of double standards?
1). Fuckboys will always give head.
Most girls love being given head although they don’t like giving it. Most hopeless romantics and loyal dudes don’t fancy the tradition of eating their girl out so chances are high the girl will look for someone who can have her for desert and breakfast- a fuckboy.
2). Fuckboys are experienced
I think sex bores when you have an amateur on top of you looking for the right hole to place his machete. This often turns off women, but truth be told some men are amateurs when it comes to sex and a girl doesn’t want that. Girls often look out for guys that know how to make every sexual experience memorable- fuckboys.
3). Fuckboys are not clingy
Think again, this clingy habit is not only limited to women, every jealous guy is a clingy guy and so is every guy in a relationship. Sometimes, this clingy habit is very annoying, fuckboys defy the status quo, to them it’s a hit and run sequence that should not be stopped.
4). Sex to fuckboys is an art
People know sex, they enjoy it on a daily but fuckboys know the art of sex. Forget the ‘in and out’ traditional practice, a fuckboy will make sure every second counts. From the moment of foreplay to the moment he pulls the knicker off, there is no rush, just expertise- which girl doesn’t want that?
5). Fuckboys are well wishers
Unlike the guys that come under the guise of a relationship and then end up breaking your heart, at least you know a fuck boy’s motive. We are good like that, we offer a service free for the enjoyment of two, more reason to love fuckboys.
The chances that your girl has a fuckboy on the side are high, because prolly your dick game so weak, or you are too jealous a lover and you need to tone it down a notch. Otherwise, most women I now have a fuckboy on the side-me.
