Makerere University Freshers’ Ball is one of the biggest annual events at the hill. It comes with a lot of celebration, peer brawls and good music. Friday’s edition was one to remember as a few continuing students inflated condoms and left them to fly in the air, leaving the Freshers to think they were playing with mere balloons. Needles to say, condoms are the most easily accessible thing in Makerere, as a trip to any hall of residence or the University Hospital can earn you a full and brand new box of free latex.
For starters, you couldn’t easily notice that the transparent, big and oval-shaped balloons were actually condoms, until someone hinted at it. Fille Mutoni, the accomplished female RnB singer, was also as naive as the Freshers at that. A condom came flying towards her on stage and she gave it a couple of soft strokes; propelling it to the air on each pat.
“Do you still wanna play with the balloons, or should you continue listening to Fille?” Mutoni posed a rhetorical question, proving her innocence in the matter. And yeah, the students were enjoying every bit of this: her sweet voice, the condoms she called balloons, and her tentalising outfit.
She then pulled out a random dude from the crowd and gave him the rub-a-dubs of his life. The ‘sharp boyo’ didn’t misuse his golden chance as he humped the songbird to pulp – you see, young men have such a knack for married women. I guess Fille knows exactly what runs in all her young, male fans’ minds. Because the way she opened up her luscious self for the young intellectual to devour, you couldn’t help but get the shivers through your spine by just watching – her thick thigh got wrapped around the boy, leaving him to do all(or say most of what) he ever dreamt about!
To be honest, Fille is such a darling to the students – they love her probably more than a First Class Degree. So I just hope her husband and baby-daddy, MC Kats wasn’t offended by this scenario.
