The illustrious saga of Makerere University’s 84th guild president, Papa Were Salim, has reached its thrilling climax as he finally emerged victorious from the academic marathon after a staggering 10 years of scholarly endeavors. Move over Usain Bolt; there’s a new champion in town, and he’s armed with a degree in Veterinary Medicine that took half a lifetime to acquire.
Papa, the beacon of academic persistence, joined Makerere University in 2013, setting the stage for a cinematic journey through the hallowed halls of the College of Veterinary Medicine, Animal Resources, and Biosecurity (COVAB). While mere mortals might settle for the standard five-year course duration, Papa boldly decided to double down on the academic experience, showcasing an unwavering commitment to becoming the eternal student.
As the guild president during the academic year 2017/2018, Papa skillfully navigated the treacherous waters of university politics, leaving behind a legacy that would make even the most seasoned politicians envious. His tenure was marked by a heroic stand against a proposal to hike tuition fees, a move that catapulted him to national prominence as the defender of student wallets everywhere.
In an exclusive interview with this publication, Papa nonchalantly revealed that he spent his extended academic vacation engaging in lucrative international businesses, particularly specializing in money remittance. Because why rush to graduate when you can become a financial tycoon in the meantime?
Papa’s journey wasn’t without its challenges, though. He candidly confessed to facing issues with missing marks, a minor hiccup that added a mere half-decade to his academic sojourn. When questioned about his feelings regarding missing out on previous graduation ceremonies, Papa, with a philosophical air, explained that the initial sadness eventually gave way to a zen-like acceptance of reality. Inspirational stuff.
As for the graduation itself, Papa expressed his elation at finally reaching the fabled gates of Makerere University. The sense of accomplishment was palpable in his statement: “I feel very happy to have reached this day.” Indeed, after a decade, who wouldn’t?
Meanwhile, Makerere University Vice-Chancellor, Prof Barnabas Nawangwe, came to Papa’s defense, explaining that the institution’s policy generously allows students to extend their academic stay to a certain limit. According to Prof Nawangwe, Papa Were was simply taking full advantage of this benevolent policy. It’s almost as if Makerere University runs on its own time – a timeless realm where academic deadlines are merely suggestions.
Papa Were Salim, the man who turned graduation into a marathon, has left a lasting legacy at Makerere University. As the week-long graduation festivities draw to a close, one can’t help but wonder what academic adventures Papa has in store for the next decade. Move over, academics; Papa Were is here to redefine the meaning of scholarly endurance.
