Away from the marabou stocks (campusers), there are other kings that demarcated territories by hall and hostel and vowed to crash whichever babe that swings boobs and booty across their eyes. As our drones tried quenching their thirst at the Ivory tower, 3 red flags were raised and warning issued to them to try the unconquered UCU territory. A further zoom into the Ivory tower, these 3 investors were found to be draining all nutrients from the land of the learnt;-
1. A one Aine pursuing Bachelor in Arts in Community psychology.
This Nkrumah hall guy receives sex as his daily meal.When he takes a babe in, he becomes the teacher and the babe the lesson. Most of the pingli pingli boys call him Kafumisi but currently he’s called Mukiibi because he dips it everywhere be it a fresher, finalist, intruder, highschoolers at Macos and all women who wash clothes at Nkrumah hall.
One of the babes was quoted saying:
“I can’t go back to that guys room, he has a big wire and f*** it’s hard”
I don’t think whether any babe can escape him because of his assertiveness in bringing out a point.You will later realize he was lying after a week without a call and Whatsapp blockage.
2. Bernard, some handsome and tall guy does it best when it comes to mukiibing.
Just his looks make girls melt. This guy pursuing a Bachelors in Records and Archives management cribbing at Olympia has almost circumnavigated the gold mines of his course mates, hostel mates(females). He will put you in his ride and ride you too. His room is almost a lodge. He has the money, he takes babes to any place and gives them anything they want (in case you also look classy, then he will ride you till you run away) He targets freshers mostly .Some call him *Mulya butto*.
3. Here comes Mukibi’s great grandson himself and once a guild president Roy always called Mzee , Alumni ,Namukadde, Muzinyi and 5th yr medical student.
His looks don’t matter that much but his status and money pulls indoors every woman to see what package this Alumni has gotten for them. First of all his being a former guild president will win a girls heart before further explanations and his cruise(harrier) will be the room. He doesn’t need to use the pythogrus theory to find X yet it’s in his vehicle. His Mzeeihood means have moved him to every corner to explore oil mines irrespective of their age since he can handle.The State house boys call him a virgin shooter and in his self contained room, you will either see him entering with a virgin or moving out with one. Age is just a number & Age is experience too because no girl ever seems to reject his getting laid request.
With that said, rock on guys, I mean your reputations aren’t your fault. Girls come to you like the wind blows your faces. Look out for more exposes on all round university fuckboys.