Pandemonium broke out on the streets of Lumumba Hall at Makerere University when one of the university’s treasured birds did the unthinkable on a fine pair of knickers. A smartly dressed lass, ever turning heads whenever she passed, froze in terror when a marabou stork perched high up the tree released its trademark white droppings on her succulent brown pair of boobs which she tantalisingly packaged in an orange v-neck vest.
An ogling eyewitness recounted to Campusbee how the whole incident played out: “So I was stationed just outside the main entrance to Lumumba together with some friends of mine when this stunnin’ damsel waltzed straight out of the blue, holding our eyes and imaginations captive as she strutted her stuff towards Mary Stuart Hall, completely oblivious of our stare. It was during those few minutes that a kalooli perched high up in the branches also felt in proper to ease itself……and behold, its fine white droppings, as if laser-guided, landed straight in between the damsel’s pair of t*tties.
At first she continued to catwalk like all was normal…until the reality of what had happened dawned on her senses. She froze, then tried to pull her vest to cover the mess but when she realised it was all in vain, she gave off a loud shriek, attracting the attention of everyone.” Campusbee understands that the poor lady’s cries for help from onlookers fell on deaf ears as they advised her to next time dress more decently – as if that would stop the misbehaved birds from repeating their act.
