We often take the National Environmental Management Authority (NEMA ) for granted, forgetting they do a job in regulating the ozone layer destruction rate .This semester global warming took toll on the most cherished life of university students, their sexual life.
The rate of coitus has struck a record low among university students in hostels and halls of residence, unlike during the rainy season, when the cold weather is a positive force in securing leg plans. Mother Nature has rendered the viewing of ” eclipses” a near impossible feat.
Around Lumumba hall, all you see sprawling the hall quadrangle are miserable looking males, obviously lacking the usual pride in their stride, like sex starved males that they are….. Females have of recent become busy with academics as an excuse to avoid sweaty sex in the tropical heat around Makerere.
In Pintos hostel, famous for its super horny babes, the canteen attendant reported a low demand for protection, unlike other semesters when students engage in ” farewell curfew sex ” as the semester commences .
The heat means that instead of the usual peak hours between 7pm- midnight, sex has been rescheduled to less hot hours between 4am and 8am. It’s not strange to hear music blasting away at around 5am to mask the groans and moans of the morning fornicators. The determined, fornicating lot has bought fans to limit the heat.
How do you tell, a couple are planning on fornicating? The amount of water they buy before locking themselves behind some door. A Kikoni sexpert, says the scientific explanation is that coitus drains the body and the water reduces the rate of dehydration. “Tusaba mother Nature atuyambe enkumba etonye,”… He concluded.
