Mubs student forgets b00b in taxi

As the saying goes, not all that glitters is gold. We have come to realise that these campus girls that we call ‘hot’ in most cases wear fakes. From boobs to hips everything is an implant. At this rate, omuzungu will even create an artificial ‘bean’ (that’s if it’s not already out there).

Now, the latest 4-1-1 in the Beehive is that an unidentified student from the headquarters of beauty [read MUBS] dropped her breast implant in a taxi. Sources identified this boob as a silicone breast implant which is filled with silicone gel. The gel feels a bit more like natural breast tissue. If the implant breaks of the natural small boob, the gel may remain within the implant shell hence the owner may not notice it actually fell off.

Next time maybe you should go for a much more expensive and legit implant. Hahahaaha!