A near fatal accident occurred in Muhika hostel over the weekend in Kikoni, Makerere, a wooden bed broke bringing down with it, the occupants in it at the particular time. The bed broke under very suspicious circumstances.
A one Fred (not real names) medic student was paid a visit by a fairly endowed African woman, smartly dressed voluptuous and obviously curvaceous. She like any ordinary university girl had come to visit her class mate for discussions. The academic discussions must have been overshadowed by the demands of the flesh owing to the cold evening.
On Block E, a mini earthquake was reported on the block twenty minutes after the bummy girl walked in. Residents suspect, vigorous biological practicals were being exercised as the cause of the misfortune.
In the process, a newly bought wooden bed could not contain the vigor of the couple. It gave into the weight of fornicators and broke .The bed only bought this semester could not have been China made, it looked strong enough.
Witnesses said; “We thought, the couple were either watching the Uganda game and the muffled sounds were patriotic songs in support of Uganda….how wrong we were, obviously they were supporting Uganda in another private manner.”
Fred was seen limping away, as a carpenter was secretly called in, Fred upon being asked about the broken bed claimed the bed broke due to the fact that he was jumping up and down on unlucky celebrating the Cranes’ win …but we know better because the he failed to explain how used condoms appeared in his trash can.
