Bummy TV host and Makerere University student, Argatha Loswash seems to have received an early Easter celebration. The latest gossip in the Hive indicate that the third year mass communication finalist cunningly lured the aged, grey haired Billy Ocean into coitus with her, shortly after he had landed into the 256.
Close sources intimate that Argatha’s plot started at the airport on Wednesdat night. “Even though she was clueless about who Billy Ocea, she somewhat got along with him during her interview for her Pundonor Magaine show,” a top journalist told this website. We are told, MBU, Loswash managed to rub her gigantic, bulky, cottony hips next to the Billy Ocean’s wrinkled viper; only to awaken the expired venom in it. The warm blooded Billy Ocean instantly told the press he had gotten himself a ‘Caribbean queen’ in the matooke republic.
The source added that Loswash, that same night managed to sneak into Billy Ocean’s hotel room after she slipped in a note that had her phone number. The Makerere University student is believed to have swallowed Billy Ocean’s withered whooper. Mama yangu!!!!!
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